Comments | warcraftsues: I come bearing gifts.

malrai in warcraftsues

I come bearing gifts.

Nov 02, 2011 13:38

We have a doozy, here. On my way between the auction house and the mailbox raising professions on my paladin, I came across this. The "Currently" made me suspicious. I was rewarded.
( YOU MUST BE OVER 9000 YEARS OLD TO READ. )

blatant erper, moon guard is made of fail, demon in disguise, lore-crushing, yer doin it wrong, pretty princess, ow my retinas, flagrsp, wall of text, purple prose, you must be this tall to rp, blood elf, lolwhut, ooc is not ic, over 9000, demon

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redtangents November 2 2011, 17:43:35 UTC

I started lol'ing at her name. Shiva, indeed.

Also I really hope this person doesn't wander around large IC towns like that. Because honestly, who /wouldn't/ notice someone like her and go C.c 'Hey guard... that person over there...'

bricriu December 8 2011, 22:48:41 UTC

She makes me laugh so hard; she's always in Orgrimmar and can't figure out why everyone either ignores her or reacts with "LOLWHUT?"/hostility.

Friend of mine tried to gently tell her that she had a really awful character concept and her reply was, "Well, I get good RP, but thanks for letting me know to avoid you and your clique!"

redtangents December 8 2011, 22:51:48 UTC

And somehow, you're not missing out on a thing.

bricriu December 8 2011, 22:52:50 UTC

I made one IC comment in regards to her and it was a general, "Warlocks should keep their demons on a leash."

Sorry, honey, but a warlock is going to know when a demon is present whether that ruins your pretty Mary Sue the Badass fantasy or not. :D

kaelstra November 2 2011, 18:13:07 UTC

I'm curious why-or how-we need to know her eyelashes are "soft".

While I like her outfit, it doesn't exactly scream, "DON'T NOTICE ME. ALSO I AM TOTALLY A NORMAL HUNTER."

sarah_silence November 2 2011, 20:24:44 UTC

Nope. It screams "HEY LOOK AT ME! I AM NOT WEARING PANTS IN THE TECHNICAL SENSE OF THE WORD."

gizzybiscuits November 2 2011, 18:36:39 UTC

Wonder how she'll respond when she runs into a character using Gnomish X Ray Specs.

...Damnit, I don't know how my own hunter on the run is gonna hide now >.>.

But seriously, Blood elf with an eye colour that isn't green and not a Dk? Lolno, people are going to be on to you.

Also lol her breastplate conceals everything but her purple prose boobs. I don't know, that wording just stick out to me as odd.

thinginthetub November 2 2011, 19:03:53 UTC

Does she like, require you to post a scan of your driver's license or something before she confirms any of your initial emotes at her as IC? OR IS SHE PSYCHIC?

dwarfofmystery November 2 2011, 19:38:36 UTC

I assume it's from her involvement with the occult.

lightandwinged November 2 2011, 19:25:49 UTC

So wait. If I was hypothetically 22 and she interacted with me, would she just stop what she was doing and whisper me, asking my age? Or is this the honor system here and she's just trusting people on the internet to not lie?

Snerk.