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[maladjustedcook]

And now they're here to fuck us!

You know, amidst the pokemon and the (strangely earnest) futadranei and the tits that could star in Wicked, what really got me was 'bastardess.'
I mean,
I know gender-specifying words in horrible ways is a time-honored tradition of the roleplaying community
but
BASTARDESS.
BASTARDESS BASTARDESS BASTARDARGHHHI'LLKILLYOUALL

[pennadelia]

Futa-ess?

[maladjustedcook]

WOAH, futaception.

[lightandwinged]

the tits that could star in Wicked

trufax: the T-shirt I bought when I went to see Wicked in New York has "Defy Gravity" written right across the boobs.

[lightandwinged]

Here is what HH breasts look like.

Just.

OW.

Also, I love the thesaurus-hugging profiles. They make me giggle so much.

[derpcave]

....

dem bwebs

just

how.

[lightandwinged]

Augmentation. Lots and lots of augmentation.

[arachnogeek]

Augh. And she... she uses a bow, I fear? With those? *cringes in terror and sympathy pains*

[ex_felknigh]

Is it bad that my brain actually switched off after reading the first name and pronunciation?

Aviel Delonias
(Air-oo-rah-vee-el Dell oh-nai usl)

Just...what??? There are SEVERAL letters in that pronunciation that are not in the original name. Even FRENCH* doesn't do that to people, and it's FRENCH*. The language of a hundred extra letters in words just to confuse people trying to read it. >:|

*I actually have nothing against French or French people. I have met some really nice French Canadians.

[maladjustedcook]

Actually, French people tend to pronounce words with less letters than with they're written.
Usually, if a word ends in a consonant, that consonant will be silent (there are exceptions, but eh) and quite a few words just leave out the last three letters or so.
(That said, the pronounciation key on that name is pretty ridiculous.)

AND NOW YOU KNOW.

[ex_felknigh]

Yeah, I'm not coherant at 6am. That's what I meant. I garbled it.

[andaal]

The pokemanz made me laugh. Not evilly. Though dayum, that girl should look up what 'contrived' means.

The futanei... I don't know, guys. It doesn't mention a two-foot cock constantly excreting unlikely substances into a slop bucket tied to a mindslave. Actually it's really quite un-ERP-y. It reads to me more like someone interested in the whole transwhatever/genderbender concept than a MASSIVE SPACEGOAT FUTACOCK ERPER EWWWW.

...Whether they're doing it well or not is a different question entirely. I could do without the abusive husband, perhaps. Not to mention the whole bit about growing up in the Exodar >.>

[farseer_lolotea]

Not to mention the Deus Angst Machina bit about him being "set upon...and given implants."  But I was also mainly struck by the way he failed draenei lore forever.

[gizzybiscuits]

Yeah, why would the consortium do that? They're typically in stuff for a profit, random-ass surgery attacks would seem...Expensive. I kinda thought the husband that 'took a fancy to them' or whatever hired them to do it but I dunno. Needs more explanations of motives.

[thinginthetub]

It seems like they tried turning him into a woman so he could marry this person.

Except then s/he complains about how the people on Azeroth are too focused on gender and not on ~people~. So if it's supposedly not a big deal to their culture, why would they need a sex change...?

[gizzybiscuits]

I think the last one has some potential as well but needs to work on the errors. Sounds more intersex than male-bodied if there's breasts there (Could be wrong).

Needs paragraphing because the teeny text hurts to read and the consortium shit (I guess 'set upon' means a bunch of mad scientists attacked them n' gave them surgery against their will?) really needs more explanation. Why did they do that? What's the profit in it for them? Why implants? How did this not end badly? Why is their husband abusive? Yes, not everyone of x race is the same but with races like draenei you need a damn good reason for why they turned out iffy. If those parents marry off their kids for political power and presumably lineage then how did their husband get to marry them? They're referred to as a 'soft, quiet man' by someone earlier in the story so I guess they were male-bodied back then unless they were open about being trans or something.

Srry if I'm effing up on trans issues somewhere. And then I read 'she' in their Home tab and feel more