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Mentlegen

Aug 25, 2011 21:15

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dixie_chicken August 26 2011, 20:23:58 UTC

Dammit, youth does not always equal ludicrously perky boobs! Especially not gravity-defying ones! I'm about to turn 26, in the theoretical prime of my blossom or whatever the fuck thesaurus-laden way we're describing it now. Mine are somewhere between a D and DD, and if I don't have a bra on -- a heavy-duty, full-coverage, completely-unsexy bra, mind you -- they hang at about the same level as my elbows with my arms at my sides.

Natural HH cups would be INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM A BEER BELLY without some friggin' goblin scaffolding stapled to your chest.

clockworktypist August 26 2011, 20:39:07 UTC

"some friggin' goblin scaffolding stapled to your chest."

New business opportunity, right here. Somebody get to Moon Guard with this, it'll rain gold.

farseer_lolotea August 27 2011, 08:53:51 UTC

Heh. My husband sometimes makes jokes about my "girders and scaffolding." (For the record: I was the one who initially made a crack about how much "architectural engineering" went into said garments.)

arachnogeek August 26 2011, 23:46:57 UTC

Mine are in the C range and I complain a fair bit about needing to strap 'em in correctly to be comfortable. I had a friend who had D's in high school, and she was constantly miserable because of them. But of course, this is a Wish Fulfillment Character and shall not be limited by your pesky physics and biology!!

Here, have a hug and a back massage.

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rubberspaceduck August 26 2011, 23:39:39 UTC

Aside from the wtf sex change on that Draenei there's some horrible not know wtf lore is going on there. My head hurts now just from trying to figure out how that timeline even works. Especially given that Draenei were only on the Exodar for about a year. If that.