I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

[ooranak]

Mm. It's that time again; my folder has cluttered up enough with awesome from my home server, WrA, which means it's time to share that bounty with you all.

Totes image heavy behind the cut--and I apologize ahead of time for my lack of savvy skill in evenly cropping these beauties.

Comments

[isyris]

5'8 troll.

5'8 troll.

I'm going to keep repeating that to myself until it makes sense.

That's not "somewhat small" for her race, that's downright runty. 5'11 is the lower end for a female jungle troll.

And... priests would be in a position of power and respect. Why the hell would they have a self-admitted weakling among their ranks? And why, why, why would they not kill her on sight if she returned after deserting her tribe? Hell, how is the Horde okay with this whole flip-flopping allegiance thing?

I just... *headdesk*

[ooranak]

We keep asking ourselves the same things.

No answers yet. 8(

And aside from everything else wrong with that particular flag, there really seems to be an epidemic of not knowing proper heights for races, like, at all, and assuming they're all human-sized from the averages in America. Or something.

[holocene]

My main was a Sandfury shaman and this makes him sad hungry.

Priestess? I think not. Meek, runty trolls of delicate poise and limb would be tied to stakes in the desert or tossed down the ziggurat steps into Gahz'rilla's feeding trough. Zul'farrak isn't exactly open-enrollment.

[isyris]

/agree

...I do not get much chance to play or write for my Sandfury, but my personal thought on all those zombies? Little Sandfuries that failed their various tests, being made to serve the tribe any way they can. <.< No need to waste working parts!

[deathy_the_sock]

1) ... Your story does not make any sense, and that's not even dragging into the fustercluck you made of the Timeline. Even Blizz knows that Theramore was built after the Third War; i.e. Arthy was already crazy and parted ways with Jaina. And plotting to turn himself into a popsicle.

Also, you should not cram your full and last name into your toon's name. There are RP addons that let them be independent and a lot more readable... unless your toon name was already taken, in which case...

Congratulations for not using special characters, Deathy guesses.

2) Your eyes are ice. Not blue, but ice.

Innnnnnnteresting. Deathy wants to know how you see. And of course, you don't reek of the grave, but... you are dead. How is applying lotion going to beautify your cadaver

[ooranak]

1. I'm still have convinced it's some little kid behind the screen who didn't read anything and pulled stuff together Russian Roulette style

[deathy_the_sock]

1) The thing about Russian Roulette is that, really, there is no winner.

Clearly we aren't winning.

2) So... her eyes are Icy Prisms? Quick, tell the jewelcrafters on the server that this DK is cramming their skillups into her eye sockets. That should provide some amusement.
2a) ... Deathy has seen a lot. That does not mean he wishes he had seen it to begin with.

3) Deathy thinks this person has been up here before, actually. It's... something else, isn't it. *Shudder.*

4) *Gives you a consoling, if scorching, pat on the leg. It's as high as he can reach, take it or leave it.*

5) Deathy wouldn't want to eat it either, but he supposes if one of them is really hungry... Well, she could be raptor food, right?

6) And it made Deathy's. Thank you!

7) Ahahahahahaha. *Wipes tears of lava away.*

8) Good lord. Bigger is not always better. (Tying it back to #7... "in bed".)
8a) Muahahah. Deathy strikes again.

[silly_walnut]

HAHA 3 Was the last one i posted! the fuck me boots sounded familiar so i scrolled up to check and i was right!

[skunktaur]

The bad cow made me cry... Holy run-on sentence Batman.
Obviously Tauren are struggling to keep a hold on their punctuation after the Cataclysm, so have some spare of mine.

...,,,,,,,,,,,........;;;;;:::!!?...."";;;,,,.....

That should help them some. Donate punctuation to the Tauren, bring the bad grammar to a full stop.

[arachnogeek]

*sniffles* This is... the most beautiful cause I can think of. Thank you. Thank you!

,,,,,,,...............,,,""""""'''''!!????....;;;::,,,,,......

There's a few shift key presses thrown in there for capitalization, but you can't see 'em.

[vswest]

"im tal stormhorn who are you"

Is somehow my favorite line out of all of these.

[rengeek]

Ok, so the Tauren completely rips off Thrall's whole raised and trained to be the best of both worlds schtick, but what gets me is how readily this Alliance-raised Tauren goes to fight for the Horde, the same Horde that contains the faction he was conditioned to be the Ultimate Weapon against growing up. Of course, these days there's a strong anti-Forsaken presence within the Horde ranks, so I'd say its not TOO far off for him wanting to kill some Forsaken while serving the Horde, except this appears to be right at the end of the Third War and... Oh no, I've gone crosseyed, haven't I?