I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

[ooranak]

Mm. It's that time again; my folder has cluttered up enough with awesome from my home server, WrA, which means it's time to share that bounty with you all.

Totes image heavy behind the cut--and I apologize ahead of time for my lack of savvy skill in evenly cropping these beauties.

Comments

[deathy_the_sock]

1) ... Your story does not make any sense, and that's not even dragging into the fustercluck you made of the Timeline. Even Blizz knows that Theramore was built after the Third War; i.e. Arthy was already crazy and parted ways with Jaina. And plotting to turn himself into a popsicle.

Also, you should not cram your full and last name into your toon's name. There are RP addons that let them be independent and a lot more readable... unless your toon name was already taken, in which case...

Congratulations for not using special characters, Deathy guesses.

2) Your eyes are ice. Not blue, but ice.

Innnnnnnteresting. Deathy wants to know how you see. And of course, you don't reek of the grave, but... you are dead. How is applying lotion going to beautify your cadaver?

On second thought, don't answer. Deathy doesn't want to know how you try to make necrophilia hot.

You used "muscular" so often the word has lost all meaning. Deathy only needed to know that your character was toned. Not how every last inch of your body was built.

3) ... You are married but wear "fuck me" boots. Nice to see how you value your virtual hubby.

And again with the "blood as hair dye" trend. It's not attractive, and this is coming from a small angry murloc whose intestines are made of magma.

4) ... Deathy has no words.

5) "Flesh not so much kissed as slobbered on by sun"? Thank you for that lovely mental image. Deathy is not going to need to eat for a week. And, sigh, you are a troll wannabe. Of course.

Note to the Amani trolls. This one should be easy pickings. Just pretend to be nice, and bam, you have her in the cookpot.

6) ... Deathy approves. Carry on.

7) Blood elf with yellow eyes. Meh. A kewel scar that somehow manages to be both fel-tainted and glowing with holy light.

And best of all, a collar boner.

*Snerk.*

8) Multiple sorts of fail which have been pointed out...

And numbers two and eight?

[ooranak]

1. I'm still have convinced it's some little kid behind the screen who didn't read anything and pulled stuff together Russian Roulette style.

2. Maybe they're icy prisms. Instead of beautiful orbs. U no.
2a. You would be oh, so surprised at how apparently rampantly in vogue necrophilia is on this server. Or. Maybe you wouldn't. You're Deathy. Deathy's seen a lot, right?

3. There's a whole laundry list of 'do me, do me now' stuff. It's... stunning. Also a SECOND description, very long, in the history section, about how she affects males. Supposedly written by her IRL partner? IDEFK.

4. That was about how I felt. I stared at the flag for some time before remembering to put my brain in gear and hit the [Prnt Scrn] key.

5. My ex-Amani would not want to eat that. It's clearly tainted and full of lard. Slobbered? Slathered? I don't know if it's really sun, either.

6. That one made my night. I had to share.

7. Boner. :3

8. Every time I go back to read her stuff, something new's been added. I bet we'll see more soon.
8a. That picture made me get water up my nose from laughing. No more drinking and reading! Sadly, I am guilty of long flags. Paring down will be in order. Someday.

[deathy_the_sock]

1) The thing about Russian Roulette is that, really, there is no winner.

Clearly we aren't winning.

2) So... her eyes are Icy Prisms? Quick, tell the jewelcrafters on the server that this DK is cramming their skillups into her eye sockets. That should provide some amusement.
2a) ... Deathy has seen a lot. That does not mean he wishes he had seen it to begin with.

3) Deathy thinks this person has been up here before, actually. It's... something else, isn't it. *Shudder.*

4) *Gives you a consoling, if scorching, pat on the leg. It's as high as he can reach, take it or leave it.*

5) Deathy wouldn't want to eat it either, but he supposes if one of them is really hungry... Well, she could be raptor food, right?

6) And it made Deathy's. Thank you!

7) Ahahahahahaha. *Wipes tears of lava away.*

8) Good lord. Bigger is not always better. (Tying it back to #7... "in bed".)
8a) Muahahah. Deathy strikes again.

[silly_walnut]

HAHA 3 Was the last one i posted! the fuck me boots sounded familiar so i scrolled up to check and i was right!