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Oldies, but baddies.

golden_shisa wrote in warcraftsues Jan 23, 2012 17:48

Hopping from flight path to flight path to get my Coins of Ancestry is boring this year. Let's spice up the Lunar Festival with some bad roleplay profiles!

( These are kinda old...let's hope they know better now. )

japacheese, blatant erper, wank, night elf, moon guard is made of fail, draenei, kewl scars, demon posession, lore-crushing, pretty princess, wyrmrest accord, scars, yer doing it wrong, wangst, luminous orbs, tats, look at me, flagrsp, silly name, wall of text, purple prose, magically retarded, kewl tats, terminally screwball, catgirl, lolwhut, freaky hybrid, emo bullcrap, demon, exposition

A fresh turd for Christmas!

golden_shisa wrote in warcraftsues Dec 25, 2011 21:21

Long-time commenter, first time poster.

Let's play a game. Hiding among some "kal'doreis" and a "vrykul" was this elf. Let's try to figure out the timeline of this lovely lady's backstory!

( Wait a sec...wasn't Teldrassil planted, and the blood elves formed, about 11 years ago? )

night elf, look at moi, lore-crushing, dragon, wyrmrest accord, scars, yer doing it wrong, flagrsp, wall of text, orbs, blood elf, terminally screwball, lolwhut, half-elf, freaky hybrid, underweight, cataclysm, demon hunter

My mind is full of...

sonicgasp wrote in warcraftsues Dec 10, 2011 21:13

So, a happy little nugget today from Earthen Ring, Alliance-side.
( Read more... )

silvermoon empire, look at moi, then scourge happens, yer doin it wrong, scars, ow my retinas, look at me, flagrsp, silly name, wall of text, posessed, random, magically retarded, a wizard did it, terminally screwball, beloved peasant village, lolwhut, earthen ring

Presented with little comment.

_dante_sparda_ wrote in warcraftsues Sep 25, 2011 16:29

Happened to spot this one while I was questing on my baby druid. She was standing some distance off with another female nelf, apparently just talking seeing as their clothes were on. Or something. I transcribed it for a guildie and he screamed something about his eyes melting.

( When trying too hard meets lorelessness. )

flagrsp, night elf, you make me sic, lore-crushing, yer doin it wrong, lolwhut, wyrmrest accord, scars, ow my retinas, luminous orbs

Why?

lightandwinged wrote in warcraftsues Sep 12, 2011 19:43

I find that "why?" is the question I ask most often when I see bad flags. "Why did you do that?" "Why does he have all these powers?" "Why did you feel the need to list seventeen theme songs?" And that's the case with these flags, too. A whole lot of "why?"

( WHY )

stupid emotes, butthurt, draenei, growth potion, demon in disguise, yer doin it wrong, pretty princess, wyrmrest accord, scars, ow my retinas, lore crushing, horrible relative, look at me, funny story, flagrsp, scarlet crusade, terreble evil, you make me sic, half-elf, lolwhut, dragon in disguise, wankery, worgen, ruined forever, freaky hybrid, death knight, emo bullcrap, demon

It's been a really really messed up week..

lightandwinged wrote in warcraftsues Aug 19, 2011 01:24

You know it's a good week when you're able to post more sues just a few days after your most recent batch. These were all harvested over the last couple of days.

( Seven days of torture, seven days of bitter... )

look at me, japacheese, flagrsp, night elf, terminally screwball, half-elf, catgirl, pretty princess, lolwhut, wyrmrest accord, scars, freaky hybrid, emo bullcrap, high elf, luminous orbs

Blump not droppy, Wielder of Indurable Pain.

dies_mali wrote in warcraftsues Aug 03, 2011 19:10

After being introduced to Warcraftsues a couple weeks ago, I started screenshotting the worst of the MRPs I come across. This first one was accompanied by /emote hints that she and her...conquest (also female Belf) were about to start ERPing on the bench. Every other word was misspelled, as well as followed by ellipses. And giggles.