hey there Simon Cowell

[wanttobeatree]

It is quite possible that I will be overcome by a fit of embarrassment before the day ends and private this post to hell and back, but right now I CANNOT STOP SINGING THIS SIMON COWELL/DELILAH SONG and if I can get it stuck in a few other people's heads whilst breaking my No Singing rule, it will be worth it

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

I can't quite place why, but this is one of the creepiest things I have ever heard.

[wanttobeatree]

HOW VERY DARE YOU.

[wanttobeatree]

Does this mean Simon Cowell won't come to mine for tea? D:

[rionaleonhart]

I am sure he will love it, creepiness and all. The lyrics are, after all, amazing.

I am actually now singing this with ukulele accompaniment, oh dear.

[linnet_melody]

You had me at the frightened old ladies in the night.

*giggles into her breakfast*

[wanttobeatree]

THAT WAS THE POINT OF NO RETURN. One moment it was just an absent-minded Simon Cowell-y verse and then I got to the frightened old ladies and the next thing I knew I HAD REWRITTEN THE ENTIRE SONG.

[mzsparkles]

Ahaha, this was brilliant XD

[sourfront]

truly captivating. i have a feeling i'll be singing this for days.

[wanttobeatree]

IT WILL GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD, JUST YOU WAIT.

fyi ~expect something in the mail~ 8D

[wanttobeatree]

well there is no need to be nasty :(

MAYBE YOU WON'T GET YOUR MAIL NOW YOU HAVE BEEN NASTY.