hey there Simon Cowell

Mar 26, 2010 14:45

It is quite possible that I will be overcome by a fit of embarrassment before the day ends and private this post to hell and back, but right now I CANNOT STOP SINGING THIS SIMON COWELL/DELILAH SONG and if I can get it stuck in a few other people's heads whilst breaking my No Singing rule, it will be worth it ( Read more... )

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rionaleonhart March 26 2010, 15:01:47 UTC
I can't quite place why, but this is one of the creepiest things I have ever heard.

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wanttobeatree March 26 2010, 15:02:50 UTC
HOW VERY DARE YOU.

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wanttobeatree March 26 2010, 15:06:55 UTC
Does this mean Simon Cowell won't come to mine for tea? D:

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rionaleonhart March 26 2010, 15:12:30 UTC
I am sure he will love it, creepiness and all. The lyrics are, after all, amazing.

I am actually now singing this with ukulele accompaniment, oh dear.

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wanttobeatree March 26 2010, 15:18:07 UTC
WE WILL BE THE BEST/WORST FRIENDS EVER!

I count this a very large victory. A VERY LARGE ONE.

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rionaleonhart March 26 2010, 15:40:47 UTC
I think you should take this to Britain's Got Talent.

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wanttobeatree March 26 2010, 16:17:44 UTC
But will you accompany me on the ukulele?

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rionaleonhart March 26 2010, 16:20:29 UTC
For the sake of seeing Cowell's face, I might be persuaded.

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wanttobeatree March 26 2010, 16:26:09 UTC
You are making this sound like far too much of a potentially entertaining venture!

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wanttobeatree March 27 2010, 00:04:50 UTC
RIONA DID YOU WATCH TONIGHT'S EPISODE OF THE BUBBLE? It was revealed that Webb refers to Mitchell as ~my David~ and Webb got all annoyed and insisted that he hadn't intended it to be cute. Also Miranda Hart and Shappi Khorsandi (who were the other two comedians on this week) kept cooing over Webb and Mitchell's banter and going AWW YOU'VE MISSED EACH OTHER and Miranda apparently ships them as she reckons Mitchell is Webb's wife. And, well, in conclusion I think the only ship I can accept now is Brooker/Mitchell/Webb. Or at least Brooker/Mitchell with Webb following them around everywhere, singing songs about how he is so lonely.

I am done now.

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rionaleonhart March 27 2010, 00:12:40 UTC
I DID SEE IT AND IT WAS SO CUTE AAAAAAAAH. 'My David'! Adorable! Much though I love Brooker/Mitchell, there will always be a place in my heart for Mitchell/Webb.

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wanttobeatree March 27 2010, 00:16:39 UTC
I AM SO GLAD MY MUM WAS OUT OF THE ROOM FOR THE MY DAVID PART CAUSE I BIT MY HAND AND SQUEALED IN DELIGHT. You have actually got me shipping Brooker/Mitchell without me ever quite realising it until I was deep in the throes of shippy happiness, but it is now my personal canon that whomever Mitchell has awkward romance with, Webb is going to be lurking on the side being somehow begrudging and needy AT THE SAME TIME.

(The bit with the fake news story about Mitchell breaking up with Webb to pursue a solo career! Webb's FACE!)

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