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Nov 21, 2009 19:45

DEAR INTERNET,

JENSEN HAS PRETTY EYES. JENSEN HAS GREEN EYES. JENSEN DOES NOT, HOWEVER, HAVE EMERALD EYES.

YOURS WITH A COLOUR WHEEL,

TREE.

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It's been a while since I had a poll, hasn't it? Some might say... TOO LONG.

Poll

jensen "motherfucking" ackles, psa, psychic battles with jensen ackles, don't try to deny their epic romance, fan: jobros oh god why, jensen ackles: manly man, jensen has a face, poll, jared "sexual identity crisis" padalecki

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wanttobeatree November 21 2009, 19:53:45 UTC
ALL THREE OF THEM. As a hilarious hunting threesome. Which reminds me, I still have to draw you that picture of - what was it? Kevin beating a crocodile to death with his handbag?

Although, I worry about your Nick theory. Are we sure he's still got it in him for all that running? What with the arthritis and all... :/

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wanttobeatree November 21 2009, 19:59:19 UTC
BUT THEN, Sam and Dean are shit made out of MUSCLE. I am frequently surprised by how buff the JoBros are, but... ARE THEY BUFF ENOUGH?

I can't even remember what ficlet I'm forcing you to write, now. IS IT THE ONE WHERE KEVIN HAS TWO DICKS?

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latentfunction November 21 2009, 19:54:47 UTC
I saw them as peridot eyes once. Refreshingly different but still, WHY.

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wanttobeatree November 21 2009, 19:57:03 UTC
That one's at least a bit closer to accurate.

I HATE IT MOST OF ALL when the author decides to shake things up a bit and describes his eyes as MORE THAN ONE SHADE OF GREEN. What. I mean, okay, sometimes eye colour can change a bit, but not that much. NOT THAT MUCH. D:

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latentfunction November 21 2009, 20:06:43 UTC
Seriously. Jade is my last (most?) favorite, because there are so many shades of green just WITHIN JADE. WHICH ONE DO YOU MEAN, AUTHOR.

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graymary November 21 2009, 19:59:59 UTC
LOL DO YOU EVEN GET "EMERALD" COLOR FROM EYES W/O CONTACTS

IT IS ANNOYING WHY CAN'T THEY BE "LIGHT", "PALE", "CLEAR", ETC WHY MUST IT BE JEWELS.

This is the best poll I have seen on my flist in some time, thank you for always stepping it up.

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wanttobeatree November 21 2009, 20:02:37 UTC
I AM ALMOST CERTAIN YOU DON'T BUT I DON'T WANT TO SAY SO JUST IN CASE SOMEONE ON MY FLIST GOES 'HEYYY ACTUALLY...'

IKR. IKR. Who would even be able to look at someone's eyes and pick out exactly what shade they are, anyway? I stare at my OWN eyes for about ten mins every day and I still can't manage more than 'kinda dark greeny a bit grey sometimes blue bits?'

I like to keep you all on your toes :D

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wanttobeatree November 21 2009, 20:19:25 UTC
HOW CAN SOMETHING BE BOTH SPARKLING AND MOSSY AT THE SAME TIME. HOW DO THOSE TWO WORDS GO TOGETHER. IT IS LIKE SOMEONE HAS JUST CUT UP A GARDENING MAGAZINE AND THEN SELLOTAPED IT RANDOMLY BACK TOGETHER.

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smallcaps November 21 2009, 23:41:42 UTC
MORNING DEW, DUH. IT MAKES THE MOSS SPARKLE.

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radiophile November 21 2009, 20:20:26 UTC
Jensen's eyes were a dazzling malachite, flecked with brilliant chartreuse slivers with viridian hues...

The Jonas Brothers would be far less competent, come on. Winchesters were raised as hunters, while the JoBros are famous for still being virgins. Not that hunting and slutting around go hand in hand, but it does seem to be part of the lifestyle. Can you imagine JoBros in a hunters' bar?

What I want to know is, would McFly be more or less shite than the JoBros as hunters?

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wanttobeatree November 21 2009, 20:24:48 UTC
GET OUT OF HERE AND TAKE YOUR THESAURUS WITH YOU.

I CAN IMAGINE THE JOBROS IN A HUNTERS' BAR AND I THINK I LOVE IT. Oh god. With their little scarves and manbags and high heels.

I think McFly would probably do better, actually. For one, there is more of them. Also, they're older. AND they've been in the biz longer. MORE USED TO BATTLING OFF FANGIRLS. That must come in handy.

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wanttobeatree November 21 2009, 20:44:17 UTC
OH JESUS I HAVE SO MUCH CRAP TO DRAW YOU. I WILL GET ON IT. IT WILL BE AMAZING. I think that when the JoBros accidentally get caught up in the hunting world, they stay with Bobby. It's like the ultimate odd couple.

(IDK IDK. idk because I was never really into McFly and therefore I cannot remember how much they had to battle.)

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