I am coming to your house and taking your thesaurus away

[wanttobeatree]

DEAR INTERNET,

JENSEN HAS PRETTY EYES. JENSEN HAS GREEN EYES. JENSEN DOES NOT, HOWEVER, HAVE EMERALD EYES.

YOURS WITH A COLOUR WHEEL,

TREE.

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It's been a while since I had a poll, hasn't it? Some might say... TOO LONG.

Poll

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[wanttobeatree]

ALL THREE OF THEM. As a hilarious hunting threesome. Which reminds me, I still have to draw you that picture of - what was it? Kevin beating a crocodile to death with his handbag?

Although, I worry about your Nick theory. Are we sure he's still got it in him for all that running? What with the arthritis and all... :/

[wanttobeatree]

BUT THEN, Sam and Dean are shit made out of MUSCLE. I am frequently surprised by how buff the JoBros are, but... ARE THEY BUFF ENOUGH?

I can't even remember what ficlet I'm forcing you to write, now. IS IT THE ONE WHERE KEVIN HAS TWO DICKS?

[wanttobeatree]

YES. Joe is the one. He's the one that makes me go WAIT A MINUTE YOU ARE NOT MEANT TO HAVE MUSCLE, YOU ARE A JONAS BROTHER.

Perhaps they could all join together to be an amazing hunting quintet. Sam and Dean use the Jonas Brothers as weapons in times of dire need, by picking them up and swinging; the Jonas Brothers teach Sam and Dean how to be open with each other and also use them to reach the top shelves. MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL.

OMG YES. idek if it was about a nanny. Just... casually cross-dressing Kevin. (SCREW YOU ANGELA, SCREW YOU. KEVIN HAS TWO DICKS AND HIS STORY HAS TO BE TOLD.)

[wanttobeatree]

SHIT AIN'T RIGHT, MAN. SHIT AIN'T RIIIIGHT. ISN'T HE MEANT TO BE FIFTEEN OR SOMETHING. I SWEAR /o\

Can you just imagine JPad swinging a Bro around by the ankles, knocking down demons like skittles? 'CAUSE I KNOW I CAN 8D

(WELL THEN I AM GOING TO HAVE TO TELL IT WITHOUT YOU.)

[wanttobeatree]

THEY JUST GIVE OFF AN AURA OF YOUNGNESS, OKAY.

omg that would be the most amazing thing ever to witness. SAM WINCHESTER holding onto KEVIN JONAS holding onto a GUITAR, spinning like it's going out of style. (When they are not fighting demons, they do it just for funsies.)

(I AM GOING TO POINT MY FINGER AT YOU ANYWAY 8D)

[wanttobeatree]

8D

[elizardbits]

Also they are pretty short.

OKAY LOLS. For unknown reasons of hilarity, I read this as pertaining to the first paragraph. NOW I HAVE AN INDELIBLE PICTURE INSIDE MY HEAD OF JOE JONAS WITH WEE LITTLE T-REX ARMS. IT IS AWESOME IN EVERY WAY, ESPECIALLY AS THEY ARE GREEN AND TALONED.