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Nov 21, 2009 19:45

DEAR INTERNET,

JENSEN HAS PRETTY EYES. JENSEN HAS GREEN EYES. JENSEN DOES NOT, HOWEVER, HAVE EMERALD EYES.

YOURS WITH A COLOUR WHEEL,

TREE.

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It's been a while since I had a poll, hasn't it? Some might say... TOO LONG.

Poll

jensen "motherfucking" ackles, psa, psychic battles with jensen ackles, don't try to deny their epic romance, fan: jobros oh god why, jensen ackles: manly man, jensen has a face, poll, jared "sexual identity crisis" padalecki

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radiophile November 21 2009, 20:20:26 UTC
Jensen's eyes were a dazzling malachite, flecked with brilliant chartreuse slivers with viridian hues...

The Jonas Brothers would be far less competent, come on. Winchesters were raised as hunters, while the JoBros are famous for still being virgins. Not that hunting and slutting around go hand in hand, but it does seem to be part of the lifestyle. Can you imagine JoBros in a hunters' bar?

What I want to know is, would McFly be more or less shite than the JoBros as hunters?

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wanttobeatree November 21 2009, 20:24:48 UTC
GET OUT OF HERE AND TAKE YOUR THESAURUS WITH YOU.

I CAN IMAGINE THE JOBROS IN A HUNTERS' BAR AND I THINK I LOVE IT. Oh god. With their little scarves and manbags and high heels.

I think McFly would probably do better, actually. For one, there is more of them. Also, they're older. AND they've been in the biz longer. MORE USED TO BATTLING OFF FANGIRLS. That must come in handy.

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wanttobeatree November 21 2009, 20:44:17 UTC
OH JESUS I HAVE SO MUCH CRAP TO DRAW YOU. I WILL GET ON IT. IT WILL BE AMAZING. I think that when the JoBros accidentally get caught up in the hunting world, they stay with Bobby. It's like the ultimate odd couple.

(IDK IDK. idk because I was never really into McFly and therefore I cannot remember how much they had to battle.)

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bridget_x_alena November 21 2009, 21:24:07 UTC
I CAN'T TELL WHETHER I LAUGHED HARDER AT THIS THREAD OR THE OTHER ONE UP THERE ^^^.

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elizardbits November 21 2009, 21:55:01 UTC
*ahem* RPATTZ WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU MADAM.

WHY YES I DO APPEAR TO BE RESPONDING RANDOMLY TO ALL YOUR COMMENTS. IDEFK.

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radiophile November 21 2009, 20:32:39 UTC
BUT APPARENTLY YOU CAN BE A WORLD FAMOUS AUTHOR WITH A MOVIE FRANCHISE IF YOU USE MORE SYNONYMS.

I would love it if the JoBros were SPN's next Random Surprise Celebrity Guest. I would love it even more if they were the week's damsel(s) in distress, and the Wincehsters swoop in to save them from the MOTW. Afterward, all three of them fall in love with the Winchesters and decide to become hunters, too. THAT'S HOW IT BEGINS obv.

I think McFly would do better, too! XD And man, I've just realized how long they've been around. Time flies, and I now feel old.

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wanttobeatree November 21 2009, 21:09:25 UTC
BUT THEN WHEN YOU DIE, JESUS COMES AND PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE.

Yes yes yessss 8D As I decided above w/ rudhampaiel, THEY SHOULD STAY WITH BOBBY. They just prance around his house going 8D whilst Bobby makes ¬_¬ faces.

God ikr. It only seems like yesterday that I was turning my nose up at McFly because they were RIDING ON BUSTED'S SUPERIOR COAT TAILS.

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