fic: I'd marry your cat just to get in the family

[wanttobeatree]

I can't be having with splitting this ridiculous thing up into comment-sized chunks, THEREFORE.

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family
PG-13~ Sam/Castiel, 1225 words.
All chat-up lines came from here.

Written for woodstarling's prompt 'Dean gives Castiel all his lame pick-up lines and Castiel keeps trying to use them on Sam' over at THE TOTALLY AWESOME

Comments

[lessrest]

BWAHAHAHA THIS IS SO AWESOME. :D

[wanttobeatree]

HEEEEE, THANK YOU :D. YOUR ICON IS APPROPRIATE, TOO.

[theoret]

I am dying of awesome Sassy lulz, Tree! DYING.

[wanttobeatree]

NOOO DON'T DIE. Castiel would miss you :(

[theoret]

NO HE WOULDN'T. HE WOULD JUST CAREFULLY PLACE MAGGOTS ONTO MY CORPSE.

[wanttobeatree]

IT'S AN EXPRESSION OF LOVE, OKAY.

[musical_emjay]

THIS IS SERIOUSLY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD. *KICKS FEET*

[laulan]

THIS IS AMAZING. AMAAAAAZING. (Please imagine I am saying that in Nutty Madam's voice, with all of her sincerity.) YOU ARE A HERO FOREVER AND EVER.

[wanttobeatree]

I WAS IMAGINING IT IN NUTTY MADAM'S VOICE BEFORE I GOT TO YOUR PSA, DON'T WORRY.

[woodstarling]

LMAO OH GOD. THEY ARE TOO ADORABLE FOR WORDS!!!

[wanttobeatree]

THEY REALLY ARE. FML.