fic: I'd marry your cat just to get in the family

[wanttobeatree]

I can't be having with splitting this ridiculous thing up into comment-sized chunks, THEREFORE.

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family
PG-13~ Sam/Castiel, 1225 words.
All chat-up lines came from here.

Written for woodstarling's prompt 'Dean gives Castiel all his lame pick-up lines and Castiel keeps trying to use them on Sam' over at THE TOTALLY AWESOME

Comments

[emerald_embers]

OKAY. OKAY.

“I laid an egg,” Dean reminds him. “An egg. It came out of me.”

I NEARLY PEED. THAT WAS AMAZING.

And then omg d'awwwwww CUTEST ENDING EVER.

[wanttobeatree]

HOW COULD YOU LAUGH AT DEAN'S EGG-LAYING TRAUMA. YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON D:

[earthquakedream]

AHAHAHHA YES. I LOVE THIS. But the title is my fave part, ngl.

[wanttobeatree]

THANK YOU. And ahahahaha ikr. I would totally go out with a guy who used that line on me. EVEN IF IT WERE CASTIEL.

EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE A CAT.

[anansi_grrl]

Eee! So adorable!

[wanttobeatree]

Thank you! I'm really glad you enjoyed it :D

[flawedamythyst]

AWESOME.

[wanttobeatree]

THANK YOU! :D

[lamis_p]

so funny :D

[wanttobeatree]

Thank you! :)