Ruminations of the recently shaven
It is odd how biking twenty miles leaves me simultaneously exhausted and horny.
When I was younger, I used to think I had a parasite living in my scrotum because I would sit naked and watch it constantly shift and squirm of its own accord.
Is it still public indecency if you are strolling around naked in a penthouse apartment with all the windows open? More importantly, should it still be illegal if the apartment's internal temperature is in the mid- to upper-eighties and the landlord refuses to turn on the air conditioning until May 15th?
I would probably be impaled on a butt-plug and mid-masturbation right now were it not for my reticence to break a sweat.
When I was younger, I used to think I had a parasite living in my scrotum because I would sit naked and watch it constantly shift and squirm of its own accord.
Is it still public indecency if you are strolling around naked in a penthouse apartment with all the windows open? More importantly, should it still be illegal if the apartment's internal temperature is in the mid- to upper-eighties and the landlord refuses to turn on the air conditioning until May 15th?
I would probably be impaled on a butt-plug and mid-masturbation right now were it not for my reticence to break a sweat.