Ruminations of the recently shaven

May 09, 2004 16:08

It is odd how biking twenty miles leaves me simultaneously exhausted and horny.
When I was younger, I used to think I had a parasite living in my scrotum because I would sit naked and watch it constantly shift and squirm of its own accord.
Is it still public indecency if you are strolling around naked in a penthouse apartment with all the windows ( Read more... )

sex, exercise, weather, apartment

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illian May 9 2004, 15:35:58 UTC
You're a very bad man.

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wanton_bliss May 10 2004, 08:18:28 UTC
I used to have abs like that...

... then I ate a cracker.

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illian May 10 2004, 09:41:20 UTC
I had abs like that . . .

. . . then the hour was up and I had to pay him his money.

:P

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neviragin May 9 2007, 19:06:33 UTC
HA! that made me snort..
Personally.. I look at it as Why have a 6pack when you can have a Keg?

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