I am supposed to attend a baby shower turned barbecue on Memorial Day weekend, which apparently entails bringing a gift without the obligation to engage in suicide-inducing
baby shower games.
Now I am at a loss as to just what such a gift should entail. Am I purchasing for the prospective parents, for the mother, or for the baby? They don't know the sex, so do I just buy something equal parts pink and blue? How can I still work some snide commentary into the process?
I want to buy something age-appropriate but Dungeons and Dragons related. The best I can come up with are plush polyhedral dice.