I would very much like to have the honor to invite you - if by you, I mean those who are friends with Princess Rosella of Daventry - to a slightly formal but mostly informal party this Friday evening at the Blue Light in her honor ( Read more... )

As far as I know, the only reason to go near the lake is to attempt to drown someone.

All right, in honor of stories, and a certain blonde, needy young lady, and the fact that I spent a great majority of my weekend being tugged from place to place, here goes ( Read more... )

So, I heard something about a ball - and of course, I'm rather unprepared for this event. To begin with, I don't have a wig, so I suppose I'll have to go without-

[There's a muttering, here]

What do you mean, it's not for a gentleman to say? Honestly, I'm not saying this to broadcast that I'm poor. I just mean I'm absolutely uninterested. It's ( Read more... )

[The camera shows him clanging - loudly - onto the screen]

This is more bloody uncomfortable than you would imagine.

No I can't take it off.

And don't start that I should be used to it. In Narnia I'm welcome to take my armor off when I want to relax!

[ooc: Edmund means wealthy defender!

Is it depressing I'm just pleased I didn't get a short and pithy quote about how cherised and just I was in life? Honestly the things this City comes up with sometimes are horrible ( Read more... )

I have been pushed, pulled, and I think I was at one point inappropriately touched.

And I'm rather sure I did not 'ask for it,' as one lady so adamantly insisted. But, well.

Everyone else seems excited, who am I to rain on that parade?

Well, this is rather bothersome.

[ooc: replies from justlyfeminine, sob]

[The sounds are ship sounds; wind through canvas, waves, the dull thud of boots on wood, and a panicked]

Drop anchor! Quickly!

[More running]

We must wait for Drini-where is Drinian?

Quickly, Caspian, now!

Drop the anchor or we'll get bottomed out!

[There is the sound of a loud splash so quickly that is suggests that the boys were already ( Read more... )

This is highly problematic.

[There is the sound of a sigh]

Honestly, has anyone seen that blasted unicorn today? I would think that it would be in the City and trying to murder people, considering all the kissing that's going on today.

[This king of Narnia sounds a little tired and also a little cranky]