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[wandbreaker]

All right, in honor of stories, and a certain blonde, needy young lady, and the fact that I spent a great majority of my weekend being tugged from place to place, here goes

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[oshutup]

Do I want to know?

[wandbreaker]

I'm bleeding.

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[oshutup]

Were you sitting in Shadow's spot again?

[oshutup]

Disinfect it. He's not exactly house-bound.

[primrosella]

[...Oh, Edmund, she doesn't even know where to start.]

My goodness! Are you quite all right?

[wandbreaker]

Bloody cat.

[primrosella]

Oh, dear. Shadow scratched you?

[wandbreaker]

Like I said, even Kings.

Yes.

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[likeboudica]

Are you all right, sir?

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[wandbreaker]

I have a cat with a terrible sense of humor.

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[likeboudica]

Your cat has a sense of humor?

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[wandbreaker]

A very poor one.

[derse_princess]

Sounds like the cat wasn't enjoying the story. Not that I can blame it. If the King was anything near as conceited as you have made him out to be, he doesn't make for a particularly sympathetic protagonist.

[wandbreaker]

Not really the point.

[derse_princess]

Then why is his lack of ugliness even relevant?

[wandbreaker]

Because I'm teasing Rosella.

[misterblackbird]

That one hasn't much of an ending, I don't think.

[wandbreaker]

Why, Lord Cain, I'm unsuprised you side with my cat.

[misterblackbird]

I've some peculiar sympathy with cats, as well the City knows by now.

[wandbreaker]

That was, in fact, my implication.