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[wandbreaker]

All right, in honor of stories, and a certain blonde, needy young lady, and the fact that I spent a great majority of my weekend being tugged from place to place, here goes

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[bitesvampires]

And what does riding a unicorn say about a person?

[wandbreaker]

Something about lack of personality. Possibly about a refusal to speak to women.

[bitesvampires]

I suppose there has to be some perks associated with such unfortunate traits.

[wandbreaker]

Like getting to ride a unicorn? I'd just as soon have a personality and ride a horse.

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[7thborn]

Unicorns sound incredibly like cats. Obviously I wasn't paying too much attention in my Care of Magical Creatures classes if I missed that note.

[She's giggling, but she's actually going to ask after you now, Edmund. Really. She cares.]

Are you alright?

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[wandbreaker]

I have battle wounds.

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[7thborn]

Oh, no.

[Be serious, Ginny. Be serious. Breathe in, out, straight face.]

Are they fatal?

[... fail.]

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[wandbreaker]

If they are, you don't get my eulogy.