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[wandbreaker]

All right, in honor of stories, and a certain blonde, needy young lady, and the fact that I spent a great majority of my weekend being tugged from place to place, here goes

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[bitesvampires]

And what does riding a unicorn say about a person?

[wandbreaker]

Something about lack of personality. Possibly about a refusal to speak to women.

[bitesvampires]

I suppose there has to be some perks associated with such unfortunate traits.

[wandbreaker]

Like getting to ride a unicorn? I'd just as soon have a personality and ride a horse.

[bitesvampires]

As would I, but fortunately, I don't have to worry about finding a personality or talking to women. Nor, as it happens, riding horses.

But if I did, I imagine I'd take some solace in knowing that I could ride a unicorn should the opportunity present itself.

[wandbreaker]

They're bloody difficult to manage.

[bitesvampires]

I wouldn't know; I've always had difficulties with the pre-requisite of being chaste.

[wandbreaker]

Ah, so you're not, as termed by the esteemed Princess Rosella, a 'boy-maiden.'

[bitesvampires]

Not as such, no.

[wandbreaker]

[A laugh]

I'm Edmund Pevensie.

[bitesvampires]

William Herondale.

[wandbreaker]

Pleasure, naturally. Are you new? I think I've seen you on the Network once or twice.

[bitesvampires]

Twice, I should think, and yes: new. For better or worse, I suppose. I imagine you've been here for much longer, then?

[wandbreaker]

I've been here a year or so. My family's been here much longer.

[bitesvampires]

That sounds delightful.

[wandbreaker]

It has its perks.