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[wandbreaker]

This is highly problematic.

[There is the sound of a sigh]

Honestly, has anyone seen that blasted unicorn today? I would think that it would be in the City and trying to murder people, considering all the kissing that's going on today.

[This king of Narnia sounds a little tired and also a little cranky]

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[the_alice]

I haven't seen the unicorn, only its handiwork.

...hoof-work, rather.

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[wandbreaker]

I've seen it all over the Network. You would imagine the thing would be tired by now and just want to go back to the zoo.

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[the_alice]

Or at the very least that it would tire of injuring citizens. There must be other things worth its while.

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[wandbreaker]

Yes. I'd imagine grass would be something it would want.

[primrosella]

I've spoken to a few people that've gotten trampled by it, but it kept happening all over the place. So I'm afraid there's really no telling where it might be right now, since really, it could be anywhere.

[wandbreaker]

[He sighs and looks at her.]

Perhaps we ought to stop for a moment and rest, and then keep looking. Blasted thing.

[primrosella]

I do hate to say it, but I suppose we might as well.

[She shakes a little snow from her cloak, making a show of dusting it off; she's not about to complain about being tired of searching or the way her feet are aching, but she is and they do, and she'd welcome a rest.]

It's just awful that it's gotten into the City proper, though. There are so many people here to attack, and it keeps...ugh. It must be so scared, to be acting like this.

[wandbreaker]

[He pulls his coat on tighter, and he knocks snow off a nearby bench and moves to let her sit, then does the same for himself]

I think we've moved beyond the part where fear is an acceptable excuse for trampling people, Rosella.

[worksmart]

I think it did enough of that yesterday. Get caught up?

[wandbreaker]

Not yet. I certainly hope it's asleep.

[worksmart]

I spent most of yesterday dealing with gore holes. Me, too.

[wandbreaker]

You would imagine for a creature who is supposed to represent purity it wouldn't be so quick to get blood on it's coat.

[shifts]

Is that bloody thing yours?

[wandbreaker]

Technically it belongs to the zoo.

[shifts]

Nevermind the fact it's a mythical creature, why isn't it in the zoo currently? And why is it homicidal?

[wandbreaker]

Because it was released from zoo.

And likely because you're not...

Well, because you've known the touch of a woman, lets say.

I'm not judging.

[heelsandlaw]

Still looking for the unicorn?

[wandbreaker]

Yes.

[heelsandlaw]

Good luck.