[WATER IN FACE, SPUTTER]

... I am not fond at all of this particular function.

It is quite an upsetting feeling, loneliness. I am unsure if the majority is aware, but I must mention that I have heard multiple times that our homeworlds are, in a word, "gone". I do not know how "gone" is... defined, exactly, in this situation. However, I have come to the conclusion that if our homeworlds are "gone", in even the broadest sense ( Read more... )

MY FLOWERS ARE DYING.

Oh, I do suppose it is time to stop utilizing this device's punishment mechanism to water my flowers...Hello, everyone! I have been spending much time redecorating my room, and I am afraid I have not been paying much attention to the network, as growing flowers in one's room is hardly an easy task. I am growing many interesting plants out on my ( Read more... )

Good creatures of Elegante, something terrible is occuring on deck 13! There is some sort of revolting green fog spreading over the flowers, killing them all in its wake!

It's not to--to the elevator yet but it might be. It's like--i-it's close to the temple. It's kinda far in. Now. For--For now.It is in your best interest to avoid the deck ( Read more... )

I-I must say! I am spitting mad for reasons unknown! Quite honestly, I do not know how in-control of my actions I am at this very moment! I may-I may slap someone! I advise you all stay far away from me, for I am vicious! I am a scoundrel today!

[He quite viciously tears the head off a dandelion.]

Where are all of the Nyx-damned marigolds!?

Hello, passengers? Might I inquire as to why there is a... a baby... in my room? It is a very strange looking thing. It looks not unlike I did as a young bushbaby! [Pause] Excuse me, sir? May I ask who you are?

Hajime. I think it's supposed to be... ours. I can't believe I just said that. I mean. It would... explain why it looks like.... the way ( Read more... )

Oh my! How time flies! I do believe tomorrow is my adoption day! How thrilling. I do so wish I could spend said day with Aislin, however! Oh, how I miss her so! I have taken to sleeping eight hours a day as opposed to my usual five! I have nothing to guard, not a soul to keep safe from dawn to dusk! I must say, I feel so very... domesticated, but I ( Read more... )

I... oh, I do so miss my Aislin! I have not seen her in... in... in months! Oh, it feels like nothing short of years! I pray she is doing well! I pray every moment of every day with every fiber of my tiny, insignificant being! Perhaps one of these endless days, the gods will take pity upon me and give me a sign that she is well, or let me hear her ( Read more... )

Pardon me, passengers, I have a message directed at each and every one of you. Due to somewhat recent events, I find it necessary to say...

[He clears his throat.]

I AM NOT FOR EATING.I am sentient being! You would not feast upon the hide of your best friend, would you? I think not! So please, my good passengers, I beseech you to refrain from ( Read more... )