MY FLOWERS ARE DYING.

Oh, I do suppose it is time to stop utilizing this device's punishment mechanism to water my flowers...Hello, everyone! I have been spending much time redecorating my room, and I am afraid I have not been paying much attention to the network, as growing flowers in one's room is hardly an easy task. I am growing many interesting plants out on my ( Read more... )

Good creatures of Elegante, something terrible is occuring on deck 13! There is some sort of revolting green fog spreading over the flowers, killing them all in its wake!

It's not to--to the elevator yet but it might be. It's like--i-it's close to the temple. It's kinda far in. Now. For--For now.It is in your best interest to avoid the deck ( Read more... )

I-I must say! I am spitting mad for reasons unknown! Quite honestly, I do not know how in-control of my actions I am at this very moment! I may-I may slap someone! I advise you all stay far away from me, for I am vicious! I am a scoundrel today!

[He quite viciously tears the head off a dandelion.]

Where are all of the Nyx-damned marigolds!?

Hello, passengers? Might I inquire as to why there is a... a baby... in my room? It is a very strange looking thing. It looks not unlike I did as a young bushbaby! [Pause] Excuse me, sir? May I ask who you are?

Hajime. I think it's supposed to be... ours. I can't believe I just said that. I mean. It would... explain why it looks like.... the way ( Read more... )

I... oh, I do so miss my Aislin! I have not seen her in... in... in months! Oh, it feels like nothing short of years! I pray she is doing well! I pray every moment of every day with every fiber of my tiny, insignificant being! Perhaps one of these endless days, the gods will take pity upon me and give me a sign that she is well, or let me hear her ( Read more... )

Oh, you scoundrels! I will not let you take this ship! You are very ugly things! I have made many new friends, and I refuse to hand over their lives to you!

[EXPLOSIONS. Wall has his rocket launcher back! He is delighted. Wall has boarded up in one of the bars on deck eight, blasting to bits any pirate that happens to round the corner. His ( Read more... )