Okay so sometimes people have trouble communicating. Misunderstandings happen all the time. My dad taught me a technique for cutting that shit short and i'm going to pass it on to you good people. It's a technique that all kindsa military fuckers and nuclear plant dudes use all the live long day. It goes a li'l som'n like this ( Read more... )

It is Sunday night. I went and got myself high again. Marijuana is a coiled snake, poised for attack, ready to thrust its venom into the veins of my ambition. I am sitting on the shitter, rubbing my face back and forth for a long time. I look down. I stare at the floor, with the vague image of my hairy legs in the foreground and then I spot it ( Read more... )

Alright i just have to ask. What the fuck is wrong with Harry? Cho is all up in his shit like holding his hand and smooching him in the hallway, and he just keeps pissing her off, not apologising or explaining it, and just shrugs it off when she starts going out with some other gaywad. Seriously, this pisses me off ( Read more... )

Well, I officially fucking hate live journal. I just spent the past hour making a huge goddamn post only to have it lost in webspace. I will ATTEMPT to recreate it, but I’m afraid that I’m sure I won’t remember most of the stuff I said. Here Goes ( Read more... )

Yes, people. Ex-sperm-mint. This is how my sociology professor pronounces experiment. It is absolutely hilarious. I drew him. Here it is.

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I really didn't have an abortion yesterday, it's just a good title because i was listening to this dixie gospel caravan thing that comes on this christian radio station wednesday nights around 6:00 and afterward i heard a radio drama and it was completely rediculous. Here's an excerpt in case you didn't see my away message on wednesday night ( Read more... )

Okay, it's been a while but i think i can still manage a decent post. For starters, let's just get things with my dad out of the way. I think i might just start a little section in my livejournal just devoted to my dad because I talk about him so much. There's just so much to talk about. For instance, at dinner tonight, i found out that my dad used ( Read more... )

So, here i am, back at home after a long day, my first day back after 5 days gone. I'm fuckin' tired, but it was worth it. I had so much fun over the last 5 days with everyone. There were so many crazy things that went on that i wouldnt trade for anything. I guess i'll go with the flow and create a list. Be prepared for longevity. These are also in ( Read more... )

My brother went to jail over the weekend. It wasn't for anything too serious, he just didn't go to court for 2 tickets, one for parking and one for not having proper tags and he's out now. I found out about this as i heard my dad on the phone with him. In true my-dad fashion rather than sympathise with him, he just decided to give him a recap of ( Read more... )

Okay, so it's been about a week since i've posted but I guess i didnt have much to say. I guess i'll start out talking about last weekend. In case you didn't know, Pip and I went to visit Nicole in Athens. That was some fun shit. We drank...and drank...and went to some cool places to eat and hung out with a lot of people. I got to drive a big truck ( Read more... )