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[vwtalonwv]

Okay so sometimes people have trouble communicating. Misunderstandings happen all the time. My dad taught me a technique for cutting that shit short and i'm going to pass it on to you good people. It's a technique that all kindsa military fuckers and nuclear plant dudes use all the live long day. It goes a li'l som'n like this.
Guy A: "X"
Guy B: "X?"
Guy A: "Affirmative....X."
Guy B: "Proceeding."

Another way this conversation can go is...

Guy A: "X"
Guy B: "Y?"
Guy A: "Negative. X"
Guy B: "X?"
Guy A: "Affirmative....X."
Guy B: "Proceeding."

The end. Use it well, motherfuckers.

P.S. Alison is moving to New York FOR ME! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!