"Ciaossu, I'm currently out training the next Mafia Leader of Vongola, if you have anything important to comment please leave me a message, if you call to speak craps, please stand right there and wait for me to shot you ( Read more... )

1)" Mushi mushi, i am currently engage in a fight at the moment. If it is Matsumoto, wake up and do some paperwork. Don't go back to sleep again!! If it General Commander Yamato, i will report to you as soon as possible. Those who have a need to contact me, please leave a message after the sound---dindin ( Read more... )

1) Nani! I am busy solving a mystery right now. If it is Kazuha, you Baka, we can talk when i return to Osaka. If Shinichi, i will get as soon as possible to you after i solve my case. If it other people, please leave your name and number if i don't know you so i can get back to you. I welcome all kinds of mysteries ( Read more... )

1.Ohayo! I am not home at the moment as I am outside of the dormitory doing sentry duty. If you are Kaname-senpai, I will definitely reply you later. If you are Zero, I think you will know where to find me. So, if you dial the wrong number, it's okay. Thank you very much ( Read more... )

1. "Minna-san, I'm currently out searching feathers with Syao-chan and Kuro-pyon pyon. If you have anything you want to tell me you can leave a message for me through Chii, if I ever have chance to get your message I'll answer you back...so Ja ne ( Read more... )

Sorry everyone but I thought of this one so guess what! You'll have to endure my randomness. It's Komui Li's answering machine, Since he's the only one I can think that will work for this from D.Gray-man. Right sorry its short but please enjoy ( Read more... )

First post here. Hope you like it ^^

1. "You have reached the phone number of Atobe Keigo, but ore-sama is either having his daily spa treatment or having a match with Tezuka now, making ore-sama unable to take this call. Kindly leave your name and phone number so ore-sama's butler can return the phone call. But you commoners do not derserve this ( Read more... )

Welcome to Princeton-Plainsborough, your call is important to us ( Read more... )

this is my first post so be kind yes ?

1.Hi there you have reached the phone of... OH MAMAN....NANDEYO NA MAMAN.... OH MAMAN why am i bawling in french maman ? Oh erm, well i'm currently out now chasing the elusive mayfly called love. So leave a message after the beep.. but if you have donuts i'm actually waiting at the door for you.

2.Hello i' ( Read more... )

"Tou-san if its you, I'll be home to cook for you ASAP. So DON'T TOUCH OR STEP INTO THE KITCHEN! If its ( Read more... )