D.Gray-Man Voice Crack!
Sorry everyone but I thought of this one so guess what! You'll have to endure my randomness. It's Komui Li's answering machine, Since he's the only one I can think that will work for this from D.Gray-man. Right sorry its short but please enjoy!
"Sorry I cant answer the phone right now, Im either sleeping at my desk do to lack of coffee, in one of my experimental rooms working on a creation of doom, bugging River, or signing papers and complaining to Kanda on another line. So if you want to leave a message of complaint press 1 for it to get lost forever, If your River asking me to fire you press 2 but you have no chance of getting fired. If your Kanda which is that your not on the other line listening to me press 3 so we know when to hide upon your return, If you Lavi press 4 to get to Bookman he's better at keeping you under control, Linali if your calling press 5 to get me immediately, If your Allen press 6 it will directly get you to General Cross I'm to busy bugging everyone else and Im sure Cross would love to talk to his student! If your anyone else, then you just have wasted a few moments of your life listening to this please hang up now your messages will never be heard for the answering machine is currently lost in my office under all these papers, Have a great day!"
yeah okay Im done now. your sufferings can end now. ha I hope you enjoyed it though! I think it was pretty good for thinking it right of the top of my head, Well goodbye for now everyone!
-goes back to lurking in the shadows-
"Sorry I cant answer the phone right now, Im either sleeping at my desk do to lack of coffee, in one of my experimental rooms working on a creation of doom, bugging River, or signing papers and complaining to Kanda on another line. So if you want to leave a message of complaint press 1 for it to get lost forever, If your River asking me to fire you press 2 but you have no chance of getting fired. If your Kanda which is that your not on the other line listening to me press 3 so we know when to hide upon your return, If you Lavi press 4 to get to Bookman he's better at keeping you under control, Linali if your calling press 5 to get me immediately, If your Allen press 6 it will directly get you to General Cross I'm to busy bugging everyone else and Im sure Cross would love to talk to his student! If your anyone else, then you just have wasted a few moments of your life listening to this please hang up now your messages will never be heard for the answering machine is currently lost in my office under all these papers, Have a great day!"
yeah okay Im done now. your sufferings can end now. ha I hope you enjoyed it though! I think it was pretty good for thinking it right of the top of my head, Well goodbye for now everyone!
-goes back to lurking in the shadows-