Caught in your whirlwind, two feet of madness, a bottle and fourteen phones lined up in a row all ringing at once. Once I had a thought of what I wanted to do, but now I gaze to the blue horizon of midday and chirp like a fire alarm, chortle at the coming day, whisper to the white indication of the moon to meet me tonight. Dark and dusk settle at ( Read more... )

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They enjoin us, conjoined, twins in a striped candy box. Satchels full of ice and movement, blind sinkers in the creek of your moonstruck rivers, under your moonstruck sky, in your eyes. Time ticks and we watch our clocks as space and motion erode the world around us. We're reborn in the season, in treason, under water, encased in stryofoam. ( Read more... )

Yellow-greens, sienna browns, black and blues engage with the blue of the sky and the silver clouds that stand there. Sesame seeds sing to you when you hold your breath and think of cotton candy. Ferris wheels surround you menacingly when dust blows across the dry summer wasteland. Broken wood and frogs are the things that define you. When the ( Read more... )

Water sleeps... But your enemies don't.

Only rainbows and leprechauns can stop heartburn.

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Weirdness of the day: I was leaving Woodstocks today and went to the bathroom. I walked in to a dingy looking hat on the counter, and a man in the far urinal barfing. He looked older and maybe homeless from what I saw. I proceeded to urinate while he finished his vomit - I figured Chico, too much beer. He walked out while I was still pissing, ( Read more... )

Today Andy and I went to Pete's and stood behind this lady with one of those little dogs, but it was pointed backwards so we made growly dog sounds to it for like five minutes. Then Curt showed up and we made growly sounds at him. He left because we scared him away. We've decided that everyone thinks we're crack heads.

Weird shit happening at the nerd house:
- The bathroom garbage can disappeared for a couple days, then came back. Roommates are at a loss.
- There is a fork in the bathroom.