Alone in your car

[vogstok]

Weirdness of the day: I was leaving Woodstocks today and went to the bathroom. I walked in to a dingy looking hat on the counter, and a man in the far urinal barfing. He looked older and maybe homeless from what I saw. I proceeded to urinate while he finished his vomit - I figured Chico, too much beer. He walked out while I was still pissing,

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[skipstones]

i like walking alone, funny things always happen.
once some one said to me "excuse me, i know people must tell you this allll the time, but you look so much like an elf" [oddly enough his assumptions were wrong, no one had ever compared me to an elf], then he continued to tell me that it wasn't a bad thing, because i looked like a "very pretty foresty elf". i thanked him, and a week later a girl said to me "you look like a cute little elf". at this point i was very, very bewildered.