Smart Alec Answers:

[violetchaos_364]

Why do you have a bandage on the side of your nose?

Heh. You should see the other guy.
I’m growing a third eye.
The vampire was near sighted.
The werewolf had a nose fetish.
The Mummy needed a nose. It missed.
Frankenstein needed a nose. See above.
It was looking at me funny.
I’m getting it oriented to the right.
What bandage? >look at them strangely<
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Comments

[rowanheart24]

Did someone actually ask you that?

Insensitive prat!

[violetchaos_364]

Well, it's a fair question. Proportionally, it's a huge arse bandage appearing on an average sized nose. But, yes, three people did ask. One person asked and I actually did say the "other guy" line, and she just stared at me for a second, and then I said, "I'm kidding!" I guess I look more like a badass than I thought.
(How can I look like a badass in that pink/white/black etc narrow striped shirt? Mystery!)

Mystery!

[rowanheart24]

Yeah, Mystery! Sings little tune under breath!

Giggle!

You don't look like a badass, you look like you can hold your own in a fair fight. :D And in a battle of wills, you'd wipe the floor with whoever went up against you!