Collected from work:

First Name(s):   Floreen
                        Cambri
                        Lucretia
                        Ayoka Anika
                        Yanitza
                        Eudora
                        Blue (F)
                        Agapito
                        Leonor
                        Mikiel (F, pretty sounding ( Read more... )

Collected from work:

City Names:     Eighty-Four, PA
                        Bashing Bridge, NJ
                        Holyoke MA
                        Humble TX
                        Arkadelphia AR
                        Cotopaxi CO
                        North Babylon NY (just amuses me that there is a NORTH Babylon. Didn’t the ( Read more... )

You rescue books you already own from used book stores, simply to make sure they go to a loving home, because you can’t leave them there, defenseless.

You have books in every room in the house.

You have book shelves in every room in the house.

The smell of old leather and faded pages makes you relaxed, warm, and happy.

You loudly and obnoxiously ( Read more... )

You look up Picadilly Circus when you first get your Google Earth.

You have the Lord Peter books on tape, but only the ones by Ian Carmichael.

You can quote long passages.

You can tell what book are you listening to just by hearing two sentences.

Your screen name is Mervin Bunter.

You can find a quote from the books to apply to any situation. Offhand.

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Vampire: Just bite it.
Hobbit: Just eat it.
Dwarf: Just quaff it.
Borg: Just assimilate it.
Ent: Just step on it.
Orc: Just hack it.
SW: Just Force it.
Elf: Just be pretty.
Fairy: Just dust it.
Gnome: Just fish it.
Nazgul: Just sniff it.
Banshee: Just scream it.
Zombie: Just walk slowly towards it.
Valkryie: Just sing it!
Unicorn: Just poke it.
Troll: Just squash ( Read more... )

 Mental Christmas Carols

1) Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

2) Amnesia - I Don't Remember If I'll Be Home for Christmas

3) Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

4) Manic - Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and ( Read more... )

First One!
1.You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station:
a couple of bottles of Lipton Sweet Tea

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
One of those fish that has a dangly thing on the forehead that baits little fish for me to eat.

3. Who’s your favorite redheads?
Christy, my sister, and that guy on CSI ( Read more... )

Why do you have a bandage on the side of your nose?

Heh. You should see the other guy.
I’m growing a third eye.
The vampire was near sighted.
The werewolf had a nose fetish.
The Mummy needed a nose. It missed.
Frankenstein needed a nose. See above.
It was looking at me funny.
I’m getting it oriented to the right.
What bandage? >look at them strangely<
I ( Read more... )

Note - Having more than 12 or so of these criterion at once may indicate boundary issues. Otherwise, enjoy!

Acquaintances: Will eat at your dinner table, get up, and say, “Thank you”
FRIENDS: Will get up to help with the dishes, wipe down the table, and put the chairs back.

Acquaintances: Will leave at a reasonable time.
FRIENDS: Will spend an hour or ( Read more... )

Not really PC!
(And more color musings at the end.)

Color Name
Alternative Name

Aqua
Blue-green

Bistre
Dark brown

Buff
Light Brown

Carmine
Red

Celadon
Light green

Cerise
Red

Fuchsia
Pink

Heliotrope (unless you are Bertie Wooster)
Light purple

Magenta
Pink

Mauve
Light purple

Ochre
Yellow

Papaya whip
White

Puce
Pink

Russet
Dark brown

Spring Green
Light green

Taupe
Dark brown

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