Teal and More Color Names Guys Shouldn't Use

Oct 18, 2007 12:18



Not really PC!
(And more color musings at the end.)

Color Name
Alternative Name

Aqua
Blue-green

Bistre
Dark brown

Buff
Light Brown

Carmine
Red

Celadon
Light green

Cerise
Red

Fuchsia
Pink

Heliotrope (unless you are Bertie Wooster)
Light purple

Magenta
Pink

Mauve
Light purple

Ochre
Yellow

Papaya whip
White

Puce
Pink

Russet
Dark brown

Spring Green
Light green

Taupe
Dark brown

Teal
Blue

Thistle
Light purple

Vermilion
Orange

This list of non-guy sounding color names are just suggestions. For example, a guy could use these colors in describing their car, discussing the paint color they want for their den, or looking for a cool World of Warcraft character name. (Celadon, anyone?)  [Stephen Fry can say whatever he wants.]

Colors that are always safe for guys to say:
red
orange
yellow
green
blue
purple
black
gray
white
and these adjectives:
light and dark

Guy sounding colors:
camouflage green
dodger blue
navy blue
slate gray
steel blue

really descriptive color names (my names!):
don’t shoot me orange
baby poop brown
you can’t see me camouflage
old jeans blue
faded black t-shirt gray

My two favorite fantasy colors are hooloovoo and octarine.

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