Smart Alec Answers:
Why do you have a bandage on the side of your nose?
Heh. You should see the other guy.
I’m growing a third eye.
The vampire was near sighted.
The werewolf had a nose fetish.
The Mummy needed a nose. It missed.
Frankenstein needed a nose. See above.
It was looking at me funny.
I’m getting it oriented to the right.
What bandage? >look at them strangely<
I had a tooth removed.
(its a cut that got infected)
Heh. You should see the other guy.
I’m growing a third eye.
The vampire was near sighted.
The werewolf had a nose fetish.
The Mummy needed a nose. It missed.
Frankenstein needed a nose. See above.
It was looking at me funny.
I’m getting it oriented to the right.
What bandage? >look at them strangely<
I had a tooth removed.
(its a cut that got infected)