video; curse time!

[vikingvampire]

There's a small gnome following me. Considering the things that happen in this City, something like this usually wouldn't bother me, yet everywhere I turn it's there. I'm beginning to lose patience with it.

[Camera turns to view a harmless looking lawn gnome next to a bar stool not far from Eric.]

Comments

[faderbroderson]

...It follows you? Do you see it move?

[In other words, is it actually alive?]

[vikingvampire]

No. It just appears close to me when I turn a corner or walk away from it.

[faderbroderson]

Have you tried running as quickly as you can?

[vikingvampire]

I've tried running, flying..it always appears no matter how much distance I put between myself and it. Whatever this is, it's extremely irritating.

[neverplays]

Can't you destroy it? A bullet would fix it.

[vikingvampire]

If it were alive I would gladly have ripped it's throat out by now.

[neverplays]

Awesome.

Smashing it into little pieces is still an option.

[vikingvampire]

Assuming it won't show up completely whole once I turn away from the pieces.

voice;

[vikingvampire]

Is there something you wish to say to me. [He hears that Angel and he's none too pleased.]

audio;

[vikingvampire]

It's annoying.

[valentineluke]

Be careful, I see an ambulatory stake.

[vikingvampire]

I don't think it's made of wood.

[valentineluke]

Best not put it to the test.