video; curse time!

[vikingvampire]

There's a small gnome following me. Considering the things that happen in this City, something like this usually wouldn't bother me, yet everywhere I turn it's there. I'm beginning to lose patience with it.

[Camera turns to view a harmless looking lawn gnome next to a bar stool not far from Eric.]

Comments

[faderbroderson]

...It follows you? Do you see it move?

[In other words, is it actually alive?]

[vikingvampire]

No. It just appears close to me when I turn a corner or walk away from it.

[faderbroderson]

Have you tried running as quickly as you can?

[vikingvampire]

I've tried running, flying..it always appears no matter how much distance I put between myself and it. Whatever this is, it's extremely irritating.

[faderbroderson]

Yet it's only followed you, and made no other moves? Perhaps we can capture it.

[vikingvampire]

If it frees me from being stalked by this thing.

[Eric kicks it and it immediately pops up next him when he turns away. Eric growls at it.]

It's driving me insane.