video; curse time!

[vikingvampire]

There's a small gnome following me. Considering the things that happen in this City, something like this usually wouldn't bother me, yet everywhere I turn it's there. I'm beginning to lose patience with it.

[Camera turns to view a harmless looking lawn gnome next to a bar stool not far from Eric.]

Comments

[vicodincrutch]

You must look suspiciously like a lawn.

[vikingvampire]

Whatever the reason, I will destroy it.

[vicodincrutch]

A mower operated by an underpaid landscaper would do it.

[citadelspirit]

I won't be redundant and say, 'break it,' but that was my original message...ah, well, I suppose I already did.

[tothelibrary]

...Wow, that's actually kind of creepy. Sucks to be you.

[vikingvampire]

Thank you, Dawn. That's very helpful.

[tothelibrary]

I live to serve. So, random gnome curse?

[vikingvampire]

Apparently so.

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[breakmychest]

...is there a camera in it?

voice;

[vikingvampire]

I far as I know, there isn't.

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[breakmychest]

Can't you destroy it?

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[lajolieblonde]

[ this first part is muttered. but it's also loud enough sookie knows eric will catch it. ]

Serves you right.

[ and now louder, what bitchy muttered aside? ]

You can try ignorin' it.

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[vikingvampire]

[He's just gonna ignore that first comment, thank you very much.]

You try ignoring something that pops up everywhere you go.