Buffalo Penises
The other day, I had to help someone use the copy machine in the library. This guy is one of our regulars. He has very curly hair, a beard, glasses, and seems to be incapable of doing anything for himself. Black and white copies cost 5 cents, so he stood there with several nickels in his hand while I programmed the copier to use the correct paper size. He held up one of the new buffalo nickels. "Do you know why they had to recall this?" he asked.
"Um, no".
"It's because you can see its penis." he said.
I must have glared at him because he quickly added "Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, we all have them".
I continued to stare at him incredulously.
"Well, women don't." he finished lamely and then slunk out of the library.
I meet really weird people at my job.
"Um, no".
"It's because you can see its penis." he said.
I must have glared at him because he quickly added "Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, we all have them".
I continued to stare at him incredulously.
"Well, women don't." he finished lamely and then slunk out of the library.
I meet really weird people at my job.