( ...this icon could not be any more appropriate right now. )

( Spoilery for 00 season 2, along with certain CLAMP series because APPARENTLY THEY ARE THE SAME THING. )

Oh thank fuck I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this because I think I would have choked.

THIS FANDOM IS GOING TO KILL ME WITH ~*FABULOUS*~ AND LULZ AND I AM LOVING EVERY CRACKED-OUT MINUTE OF IT I SWEAR.

( *ROLLS AROUND LAUGHING* )

Oh, dear.

My mother :: "*randomly calls me from downstairs to ask me a question*"
Me :: "*answers said question*"
My mother :: "Okay. ...*suddenly pauses* ...are you asleep??? D:"

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And then she honestly could not figure out why I burst out laughing.

Actually, she has a habit of calling and asking me if I'm asleep often. Or pounding on my ( Read more... )

Japanese man finds woman living in his closet

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Ichigo and Rukia made it into the news??

~\(o_°)/~

LOLWAT.

I WANT THIS. NAO. AND I WANT LOCKON TO BE THE PERVERTED TEACHER. AND BY PERVERTED I MEAN JUMPING IN THROUGH THE WINDOWS AND YELLING THAT HE WANTS TO WEAR A MAID OUTFIT.

OBVIOUS HORITSUBA PARALLELS ARE OBVIOUS.

BUT OMGWTF DO FUCKING WANT.

THIS THING CANNOT GET HERE SOON ENOUGH.

( Just a quick note on the theories flying everywhere about Watanuki's parentage. :3 )

My mother :: "*RANDOMLY BARGES INTO MY ROOM OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE* I WANT YOU TO GET ON THE INTERNET AND LOOK SOMETHING UP FOR ME."
Me :: "What?"
My mother :: "...DO WOMEN HAVE A PROSTATE???"

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LOL WUT

It was all I could do to not strike up a cheerful conversation on buttsex with her as an example. Except I'm pretty sure she ( Read more... )