BRB DED

[vicious_lullaby]

My mother :: "*RANDOMLY BARGES INTO MY ROOM OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE* I WANT YOU TO GET ON THE INTERNET AND LOOK SOMETHING UP FOR ME."
Me :: "What?"
My mother :: "...DO WOMEN HAVE A PROSTATE???"

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LOL WUT

It was all I could do to not strike up a cheerful conversation on buttsex with her as an example. Except I'm pretty sure she

Comments

[unhako_neko]

LOL

haha, that's brilliant! reminds me of some bad fic I read where someone wrote "pancreas" instead of "prostate", leading to some acts which I am pretty sure are physically impossible. Well, impossible without an impressive degree of discomfort anyway.

[vicious_lullaby]

...LOL oh my god. XD;;; Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term 'pansexual.'

[unhako_neko]

Haha! anatomy is a fic writer's friend. I swear I will never describe myself as pansexual again DDx

[vicious_lullaby]

Thank god my mother doesn't write; she has literally the worst grasp of anatomy of anyone I've ever seen. XDDD; ("Having a stroke because her legs hurt" wot.) I already learned the hard way to stay away from that term, considering I once tried to explain it to someone and she first insisted I was "making it up" and then asked me if it meant I was into beastiality. ~\(o_°)/~

[fujoshi_desu]

I saw the icon, and i knew it had to be something about your Mother/family. XD;

I thought it was amusing that men can have breast cancer! 8D;;

[vicious_lullaby]

LMAO YES. XDDDDD I almost always use that icon in relation to them. XD;;;

Yes! 8D But at least they technically have the bits required to get it, so~. XD

[fujoshi_desu]

I have heard that before though, that women can get prostate cancer, but you know, women kinda don't have a prostate... o_O; lol, whateva! XD;