"Starting when I was only 12 years old, I have never chain-smoked anything but unfiltered Pall Malls. And for many years now, right on the package, Brown and Williamson have promised to kill me. But I am now 82. Thanks a lot, you dirty rats"


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     I'm sitting here enmeshed in what my life is shortly going to become and feeling it to the absolute capacity.  I am tuned in to the reality that i can not possibly image the full extent, that the near future is i can possibly overanalyse and predict.  I'm very aware of the fact that i'm jumping into something head first that i am clueless ( Read more... )

if I am lost for a day try and find me
but if I don't come back, then I won't look behind me
all of the things that I thought were so easy
just got harder and harder each day

december is the darkest and june is the light
but this empty bedroom won't make anything right
while out on the landing a friend I forgot to send home
who waits up for me all ( Read more... )

dude ... could easily happen ...

You will go to jail for: You were mistaken for a serial killer because of your habit of wringing your hands in the air and yelling 'kill them all!'


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you rock.
You scored 41 tibetness! you're coop himself. eat a donut and call me.
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In the insanity of finals hell, there's so much random shit i could right here, but i force myself not to ( Read more... )

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
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You Are A: Mouse!

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oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck ( Read more... )

Pure Nerd
60 % Nerd, 34% Geek, 21% Dork

For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half ( Read more... )