Sexy Flexy

[vespa331]

I'm still fascinated by pole dancing. It's so beautiful, and so impressive. When I'm listening to music, if a danceable or sexy song comes on, or sometimes even something like Kissing You or At Last, I usually make up a pole routine in my head for it. I mean moves, costumes, sometimes partner routines... So today while talking to a friend about it

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[moad_terran_hq]

I'm trying to figure out how to say this so it doesn't come out all wrong....

Screw it, I'll say it wrong:

You are definately hot enough to be a stripper....

(God, it feels so wrong saying that to a friend of mine.... But I hope you get the gist of it....)

I'll also add that you are hot enough to be a stripper at one of the better joints - not one of those cheapo places.

....

That really doesn't help it sound any better, does it?

I'm gonna go slink off under my desk and hide for a while....

[vespa331]

Well, I think that reply was inevitable from at least one of you boys, so don't worry about it. :D It is an irrefutable fact of life that I am more attractive to the Rochester geeks than I am to the rest of humanity, so y'all aren't the best judges. ::shrug:: But I don't want to be a stripper anyways, so it's moot.

[moad_terran_hq]

While I am glad that you don't want to be a stripper, for the record, it is considered highly rude to blow off a sincere (even if purposefully humorously written) compliment.

You have done this before, and I'm fairly certain not just to me.

See, these throngs of geeks that are apparently following you around, finding you attractive - there's a reason for it - because you are a pretty girl. The reason you are hearing it from geeks is because - here's the blockbuster - you. are. a. geek. too. Your own kind will be the ones you communicate with, sweetie. To disregard them smacks of the "I don't want to be part of any club that would have me for a member" mentality. So you just inadvertently insulted all the geeks you purport to be friends with, because their opinions matter less to you than - what, total strangers? big dumb jocks? Some other stereotype

[vespa331]

Yeah, we've done this before. :D And no, you're not the only one. And again, I don't have low self-esteem! For true! But I'll concede that my attempts to deflect compliments can be rude at times, and I apologize for any insult I caused.

I certainly don't mean to insult all the geeks! That's not what I meant at all. It's not that their opinions matter less, it's more like nobody's opinion really matters except my own. Here, I'll give the shortshort version of my history to attempt to explain my viewpoint

[vespa331]

When I was watching http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYlzjbw4GbI my first thought was "I wonder if Lefty and I could figure out how to do that?" :D Why can't you be at the same playground as me? ::pout::

I grabbed a bunch more workouts off WH and had a very distressed moment at the end, collapsed on the floor, thinking "I'm never gonna be a pole dancer if I can't even get through all these 20min workouts!" In my defense, I was doing 4 workouts back to back, but still. Damn. Acrobats blow my mind.

I keep thinking about the Horrible splinters that must come with playing Mallakhamb. o_O

And the living dead girl was a great theme! I downloaded a bunch of Rob Zombie after watching that routine. :D Which makes a great massive workout playlist when combined with Muse, Placebo, Marilyn Manson, and Depeche Mode. I like to work out to music that makes me feel sexy and angry at the same time. ;) I sent you a bunch of other vids, did you get them

[vespa331]

It's not random at all! I was talking about Deadman possessing Roy and thinking about how much Roy was like Dick in that show, and then I was talking about Dick, and then I was thinking about sex with Dick (fucked-up fic), and I was already thinking about acrobats. THEREFORE, Deadman should possess Roy and have sex with Dick! Perfectly logical conclusion, yes?

Well Roy thinks so anyways...

[laurasheaa]

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