EVEN THOUGH SHAMPOO CAN SMELL GOOD LIKE A FOOD SOMETIME YOU SHOULDN’T EAT IT LIKE A FOOD BECAUSE IT DOESN’T TASTE THE SAME AS ITS SMELL. I WAS STUCK IN THE BATHROOM FOR A WHILE BECAUSE I WAS PRETENDING THAT CARPET WAS A LAVA CARPET. THEN I DECIDED THAT THE CARPET WASN’T LAVA BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING TO PLAY WITH IN THE BATHROOM EXCEPT THE BUCKET ( Read more... )

NOW THAT I HAVE SEEN 20 MOVIES I SHOULD 20 MORE PLEASE! IDEA! WHAT ARE 20 MORE MOVIES THAT I WOULD LIKE? I LIKE A MOVIE LIKE DEAD HEAT OR TANGO AND CASH BUT WITH MORE ZOMBIES AND MONSTER TRUCKS. PLEASE NO MOVIES WITH TALKING TOO MUCH, VASELINE STATUES, OR NO ENGLISH BECAUSE I DON’T READ FAST, LIKE TALKING OR VASELINE STATUES.

I CAN’T FIND THE REMOTE WHERE IT IS PUT. IT MUST HAVE GOTTEN LOST WHEN REGINALD AND I WAS PLAYING SPACE SHIP WITH THE REMOTES BUT WHERE? I CAN’T REACH THE TV STAND SO ALL MORNING WE WATCHED NEWS ( Read more... )

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I WOULD LIKE TO BE SO FAT SOMETIMES BECAUSE BIG MONSTERS ARE WAY SCARY AND LITTLE VERNON MONSTERS ARE JUST LITTLE SCARY. MY GOAL IS TO BE REALLY FAT ON SUNDAY. I AM EATING CEREALS AND EATING JUICE BOXES AND EATING THINGS THAT MIGHT BE CHOCOLATE ON THE FLOOR ( Read more... )

THE CAT HAS ITS OWN SAND BOX. LUCKY! IT GOES IN THERE ALL OF THE TIME AND MOVES SAND AROUND WITH HIS CAT HANDS AND PLAYS AND MAKES SOUNDS IN THERE. I WISH I COULD PLAY IN THERE BUT WHEN I GO IN IT I THINK IT SMELLS LIKE A GROSS BEACH OF CAT STINK. I CANNOT PLAY WHERE THERE IS STINKING. I AM NOT THAT KIND OF MONSTER. I AM A VERNON MONSTER. WHERE CAN ( Read more... )

I HAVE FOUND THE JOB IN A MAGAZINE I WAS EATING. THERE WAS A JOB I COULD HAVE FOR PUTTING ENVELOPS IN MY MOUTH AND FILLING THEM WITH THINGS TO MAKE ME $30,000 IN A YEAR. WOW THAT IS MORE THAN A HUNDERED! THAT WOULD BY COOKIES AND SODA AND RAVIOLI AND CEREAL AND XBOX AND DANCE PAD WITH MONEY LEFT OVER FOR A DUMPING TRUCK. I SAW A TRUCK ON TV AND WAS ( Read more... )

SOMETIMES I AM WONDERING IF BRAD IS WONDERING ABOUT ME THINKING ABOUT WHAT BRAD IS THINKING ABOUT ME AND RATING ME AND MY PICTURE. TO SEE WHAT BRAD WOULD BE THINKING ABOUT ME AND RATING ME FOR MY PICTURE I GAVE HIM A PICTURE OF ME FOR RATING MY PICTURE ( Read more... )

FOR A TRICK I HIDE IN A DRAWR SO WHEN I JUMPED OUT I WOULD SCARE SOMEBODY SO GOOD BUT IT WAS DARK IN THERE AND NOBODY FOUND ME AND I WOKE AND IT WAS TUESDAY AND I MISSED THREE OR FOUR OF THE JERK DAYS FROM HIDING. SOMETIMES I THINK SCARING PEOPLE ISN’T A GOOD IDEA BUT SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT SNACKS.

TYPING TAKES A VERY LONG TIME WITHOUT SOME FINGERS. SOMETIMES I AM THINKING I WISH I WAS A FINGERS MONSTER BUT MY WORM HANDS ARE BEST FOR ALL THE WORM THINGS MY HANDS ARE DOING. I AM USING THE INTERNET TO MEET OTHER MONSTERS IN MONSTER CHATS WHERE MONSTERS CAN CHAT ABOUT SCARING PEOPLE AND ABOUT THINGS WE EAT AND ABOUT WHERE WE LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE ( Read more... )