Comments | vern0n: VERNON IS A MONSTER

vern0n

VERNON IS A MONSTER

Apr 06, 2006 11:39

I WOULD LIKE TO BE SO FAT SOMETIMES BECAUSE BIG MONSTERS ARE WAY SCARY AND LITTLE VERNON MONSTERS ARE JUST LITTLE SCARY. MY GOAL IS TO BE REALLY FAT ON SUNDAY. I AM EATING CEREALS AND EATING JUICE BOXES AND EATING THINGS THAT MIGHT BE CHOCOLATE ON THE FLOOR ( Read more... )

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dabblersupreme April 6 2006, 17:43:40 UTC

drinking lots and lots of mayonnaise through a big fat straw is a good way to get fat. good luck!

vern0n April 6 2006, 19:11:42 UTC

YES THE MAYOMASE WILL MAKE ME LUCKY FAT. THANK YOU VERNON FRIEND.

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vern0n April 6 2006, 19:13:41 UTC

MINE IS THE BRAIN FAT WITH IDEAS. EATING THE BRAINS WILL MAKE ME SCARYER BUT WILL TASTE GROSS. IF I PRETEND TO EAT THE BRAIN BUT PUT IT IN A NAPKIN THEN I WILL STILL BE FAT AND SCARY. YAY

josefblind April 6 2006, 18:25:01 UTC

Cadbury Creme Eggs will solve ALL your problems.

sleepless_one April 6 2006, 18:48:51 UTC

oooh. Tis the season.

0vary April 7 2006, 00:58:50 UTC

can monsters have problems?

sleepless_one April 6 2006, 18:48:40 UTC

I was just thinking about you!

vern0n April 6 2006, 19:14:32 UTC

SOON I WILL BE TOO FAT FOR YOU TO THINK ABOUT WITH YOUR LITTLE HEAD

0vary April 7 2006, 00:57:22 UTC

ahahahahaah excellent. eat faster, monster.

furious_mold April 6 2006, 18:52:18 UTC

Vernon, do you live with any animals?

I don't think you're eating chocolate.

vern0n April 6 2006, 19:16:21 UTC

REGINALD SAYS THAT A SMELLS BAD CHOCOLATE IS STILL A CHOCOLATE SOMETIMES. THE CAT DOES NOT EAT SMELL BAD CHOCOLATE BUT THAT IS BECAUSE HE IS A DUMB CAT AND I AM A CLEVER MONSTER.