VERNON IS A MONSTER
TYPING TAKES A VERY LONG TIME WITHOUT SOME FINGERS. SOMETIMES I AM THINKING I WISH I WAS A FINGERS MONSTER BUT MY WORM HANDS ARE BEST FOR ALL THE WORM THINGS MY HANDS ARE DOING. I AM USING THE INTERNET TO MEET OTHER MONSTERS IN MONSTER CHATS WHERE MONSTERS CAN CHAT ABOUT SCARING PEOPLE AND ABOUT THINGS WE EAT AND ABOUT WHERE WE LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE BE SCARED AND OTHER THINGS. I AM GOING TO MAKE A NEW FRIEND ON THE LIVEJOURNAL COMMUTINIES.