i know a person who has a grasp of language to rival a seven-year-old and all the subtlety of expression and diction, with enough key terms and swear words jammed in to weirdly belie his actual age.  one time he presumptuously proclaimed himself to be a grammar nazi and my fists still kind of tense up when i think about it ( Read more... )

"caroline..."
"i'm getting off soon. okay."
"--- i'm sorry...for what i put you through today."
"ah ---"

that was the last thing i was expecting

( i've suffered a loss )

emerson college, are you for me?

i need attention

Justin
also i like how he says
fuck /an/ oxford comma
just one
not the usage

Caroline
well i think it means more like
who gives a fuck about any oxford comma
like if i said
"babies were born today? who gives a fuck about a baby?"
i think he dated an english major
a grammar stickler
and hated it
how ironic that we are discussing the intricacies of the diction in ( Read more... )

i've just remembered a dream i had recently in which i was not quite myself at a small party. i was with some nonentity, and we were being blatantly cruel to another nonentity who ran out of the french doors and leapt off of the 20th story balcony after i said something particularly nasty

what does it mean

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there is a preview for a new episode of ( Read more... )

hadron collider also known more amusingly as hardon collider

boston! boston okay

i am forcefully ushering in the fall by wearing clothes that are much too warm for this teetering weather and i may or may not have just febrezed every porous surface in the house. one can never be sure.