Turtleless, sumwon sed yuo 8 shite sanndewitches, buut I's caime too yuor reskue. I tolded themm kuite phurmly thaat yuo hated breade!

I's gotted a specyal iedya 4 tha poums I's gonnna writted fore Freezerburn nd King Coldslaw...

Thay wil dephinattly telled mie tha sekretts oof tha ayre kundishuning fayrees aphterr heering my's poums!!!

Tell every1 to gathur up dragun ballz and wished me bak. Must bringe me bak 2daye kuz it bee fathurs daye an I ame Bob's fathur. Other Bob's fathur too, kuz he luv me.

Soon I go bak ande it knot B so hote. I B kool and kumfortabel, ande every1 here B hot and kranky.

Dragun balz have two wishies. I bring Cellfone bak too. He my frend. He B ( Read more... )

Cellfone iz my bestest buddy
Evun ife he kan be a fuddy duddy
He and I play all daye
Xcept he want Bob to staye awaye.
No like Bob in his pantz
Say he feele like squirming antz
Doezn't matter N.E. waye
Cauze cellfone no wear pantz todae.

Now I rite one for Freezerburn and KingColdslaw. I writted them nice poum and they give me there ayre ( Read more... )

Odde to Bob

Bob is a ferrut, he haz fur
He not a kat so he not purr
He brown ande fuzzie ande plays in my pantz
He wigguls arounde like a bunch of antz.

He is my frend from when i wuz not ded.
He haz a softe and fluffie hed.
I luv him and hee luv me
Even tho we R in hell we still happee.

Bob lik his poum. Next I trie 2 rite a poum 4 Celfone. He ( Read more... )

Bardick tell mee who Ayre kundishuner fareys are. Freizerburn an' >King Coldslaw. So I go finde them. Tell them, "I no U R the ayre kundishuning fareys ande I need U 2 help me bild an ayre kundishuner. They laff at me and kall me names. They evun take Bob frum me and preetend he is a ball and throwed him bak and 4th. Say it iz a game. "Mun- ( Read more... )

Eye tri and tri but eye kan't seem 2 bild an ayre cundishuner. Eye think Eye kneed an ayer cundishuner fairy to help me.

NE1 know of an ayre cundishuning fairy?

Eye know if Eye cud bild an ayre cundishuner and we cud all be kool, Eye no then evry1 will luv me. S pecially pritty Say "in" ladie and Cellfone.

King Poopeyhed such a doodoo branez. He mean an' no fun. I go play wif Celfone ensted.

King Poopeyhed doodoo branez giving talk 2 hiz tropes. He talk an talk an talk. Sixteen billion trillion gazillion doodleillion hours he tak. I listen. I git board. I go up an' when he knot C me, I trie 2 stuff Bob down his pantz.

NOT A BAD THING! ( Read more... )

I aske if I kan go to wedding. KingPoopyhead tell me, go go away. I even trie magic. Yes means no and no means yes, but it did not wurk. He stile not let me go.

Want to go to wedding. Want 2 bee alive agane, and someplace where it iz not so hot. Very hot here.

Pritty Saiyjin ladie tell me to kiss her ass today. She luve me. Prittie kittie ( Read more... )

I lik to sing
I lik to dance
I have a ferrut
In my pantz

Cellfone luvs me
And Kingpoopy hed
They really glad
I now bee ded

I flie around
I'm very neato
That is me
The Grate Vegeto!