Know faiyre. U all have a partea ande U did knot invite me. Eye want 2 kum 2 thee partea. Eye bringeded a nice gifte. Eye wud have bot a ferrut. Then Tranks cud name him Bob and put him in his pantz.

Next year when U wishe me bak with the dragun ballz, Eye wille kum to the partea. Eye will bringeded a Ferrut for Tranks. He wille lik it and ( Read more... )

I miss pritty Amazing Ladie. Pritty Ladie man Viddles misse her 2. Knot the same. I trie 2 mak him feele bettur, bute he juste keepes telling mee to leeve his legg alone.

I no. I put Bob down hur pantz. That make hur happie.

I bee glade when every1 gathurs up the dragun ballz and wishe me bak.

Pritty Amazin' ladie hitteded me. Butt she hitteded Pritty Ladie Man furst. She hitteded him reely harde. He didunt like it. Then she hitteded me. I fell downe and took a nice longe nape. Shee sew gud 2 me. I knot sleepe gud in weks.

Eye thinke this mean she luv me. Pritty Ladie Man Vidles muste be jelus. Heh heh. I iz Vegeto. I iz ( Read more... )

Pritty Ladie who say she a man all exsited and saye nother pritty ladie downe heyre. Pirtty ladie man must be letsbein. Duz knot mattur. Soone pritty red hayred ladie and nuw ladie wille learne. They belong 2 me. They will luv me 4 I ame the grate Vegeto. We wille alle live 2gethar ande get the ayer kundishuning faireys to giv us sekruts to ( Read more... )

Eye heyar pepuls saying they wille uze dragun ballz to bringded bak Pritty Amazing Ladie. U git 2 wishus with dragun ballz. Uze sekund wish 2 bringe me bak. If U bringe me bak I wille rite poutry for U.

I rite poetry now for pritty red hayerd gurl who say she bee a man. She still saying she bee a man, but Eye no she lye. She lye and say she ( Read more... )

Pritty Say-In ladie ande Zebra leave. The Grate Vegeto very very sad. Then, I cee new pursun. Pritty red hayer. Like a gurl. She saye she Bee a man, but pritty hayer mean pritty gurl.

Say name is Lorde Vidles. Pritty. Eye trie 2 get pirtty Vidle ladie 2 help me git sekrust of ayer kundishuning, but she say to "Fock offe."

Soone she ( Read more... )

I iz vewwy lonly laitly, becuz all uv mi frends r gon!!! Teh ownly frend I iz havin now iz Bob... and he iz N mi pantz. I tryd 2 hav funn bye miself lik Bardick tolld mi 2, bot it iz nut teh saame... nut evin Qkumber N mi pantz feles gud no mor... Howw mutch lawnger wil I b heer? It iz so borring!

Prity shiney thing in King Poopyhead's offass. I cee it. I cee pritty ladie who saye she man in there. She vanush. I go ande telle other demunds about this. They telle me I gud. They promus to get me the sekruts of ayer kundishuning frum the fairees. Then they go in King Poophead's offus and play with shiney thing.

I not gud, I the grate ( Read more... )

I wurkin on gitting miy owen harum. Pritty Say-In ladie. Pritty Kittie ladie. (how kum she not go abov 4 weddung?) Now I cee anuther. Pritty Zebra She saye she man, but have long pirtty hare like a gurl. Wear pritty ering like a gurl. Must be pirtty gurl.

Soon az the ayre kundishuning fairees share there sekrests and I git ayre kundishuning ( Read more... )

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