Cellfone iz my bestest buddy
Evun ife he kan be a fuddy duddy
He and I play all daye
Xcept he want Bob to staye awaye.
No like Bob in his pantz
Say he feele like squirming antz
Doezn't matter N.E. waye
Cauze cellfone no wear pantz todae.
Now I rite one for Freezerburn and KingColdslaw. I writted them nice poum and they give me there ayre
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We DO NOT have air conditioning!
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Bardick tole me U and Ur fathur bee the ayre kundishuning faries. He tell me U bee shi and knot want 2 let NE1 no.
U kep pretending. I kep stroking Ur eggos ande soone U giv me ayre kundishuning sekrets. Then the Grate Vegeto bee kool and kumfortable. EverE1 wille luv me. Evun prittie kittie ladie ande Say "in" ladie.
I ritted you poum soon. You lik poum and share ayre kundishuning sekrets, kuz poum will stroke Ur Eggos lots.
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Bother me one more time and I'll sick the Ginyu force on you.
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Bardick ande Cellfone warned me. U don want NE1 2 no U and Ur fathur R Ayre Kundishuning Fairez. So U pretend until I stroke Ur eggos Enuff.
Sekret safe with me. I keep wurking. Soon U give me Ur ayre kundishuning sekrets.
I rited poum soon for U. Mak U happee.
U want to put Bob in your pantz?
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Cellfone my frend. Nice Cellfone never steer me wrong. U lik Bardick give me sekruts. Ayre Kundishuning farees soon kum around.
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Of course I would never steer you wrong.
Must resist urge to maim. Must resist.
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I sende Bob over 2 kep U kumpany?
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