Poum for Cellfone

Jun 16, 2002 15:25

Cellfone iz my bestest buddy
Evun ife he kan be a fuddy duddy
He and I play all daye
Xcept he want Bob to staye awaye.
No like Bob in his pantz
Say he feele like squirming antz
Doezn't matter N.E. waye
Cauze cellfone no wear pantz todae.

Now I rite one for Freezerburn and KingColdslaw. I writted them nice poum and they give me there ayre ( Read more... )

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freiza June 16 2002, 12:51:16 UTC
Who gave you the idea that father and I had air conditioning?

We DO NOT have air conditioning!

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Yes U Doo! vegeto_too June 16 2002, 20:14:39 UTC

Bardick tole me U and Ur fathur bee the ayre kundishuning faries. He tell me U bee shi and knot want 2 let NE1 no.

U kep pretending. I kep stroking Ur eggos ande soone U giv me ayre kundishuning sekrets. Then the Grate Vegeto bee kool and kumfortable. EverE1 wille luv me. Evun prittie kittie ladie ande Say "in" ladie.

I ritted you poum soon. You lik poum and share ayre kundishuning sekrets, kuz poum will stroke Ur Eggos lots.

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No I DON'T!!! freiza June 16 2002, 20:36:36 UTC
We don't have air conditioning, we are not fairies, and we want you to stop following us around!

Bother me one more time and I'll sick the Ginyu force on you.

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I no this game vegeto_too June 16 2002, 21:22:42 UTC

Bardick ande Cellfone warned me. U don want NE1 2 no U and Ur fathur R Ayre Kundishuning Fairez. So U pretend until I stroke Ur eggos Enuff.

Sekret safe with me. I keep wurking. Soon U give me Ur ayre kundishuning sekrets.

I rited poum soon for U. Mak U happee.

U want to put Bob in your pantz?

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perfect_cell June 16 2002, 19:16:44 UTC
Write many poems for Freezerburn and KingColdslaw. I bet they'll give you air conditioning if you do that. You're not stroking their egos enough.

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vegeto_too June 16 2002, 20:17:33 UTC
U lik Ur poum? U thinke I rite one just as gud for Freezerburn ande KingColdslaw, theye will fele there eggos stroked 2?

Cellfone my frend. Nice Cellfone never steer me wrong. U lik Bardick give me sekruts. Ayre Kundishuning farees soon kum around.

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perfect_cell June 16 2002, 21:03:17 UTC
It's, uh... a "good" poem, Vegeto. But you should write more for the fairies. Not just one, but many. Perhaps even write some love letters to the Saiyajin "lady" and the other one.

Of course I would never steer you wrong.

Must resist urge to maim. Must resist.

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vegeto_too June 16 2002, 21:26:45 UTC
I no U not stear me rong. U luv me. Sorry I knot bee able 2 hang A round wif U az much. I 2 buzie stroking eggos of Ayre Kundishuning Fairez.

I sende Bob over 2 kep U kumpany?

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