say hello to captain jack sparrow~

[wheresmyrum]

Characters: wheresmyrum and vatheon
Location: the plaza
Time: Afternoon
Style: fiiirst...? :D
Status: OPEN LIKE THE CAPTAIN HE IS.

[At first, everything is a giant blur to Jack. He sits up, jingling as he does because of his fair amount of accessories, eyes narrowing with confusion. He's wet, he's lost -- lost? No, he doesn't get lost.]

Just what in the hell is this?

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[vampirize]

[Just passing by...and god, what is this supposed to be, one of the ghost pirates became alive again or something?]

...If you're looking for your ship, it's right over there.

[And he points over to the ruined pirate ship nearby.]

[wheresmyrum]

[Jack jerks his whole body in that direction, leaning to the side as he looks the ship over. There is a long pause before he points at it, disgusted.]

That. That is not my ship.

[vampirize]

Really? Because it's the only one here.

And you're a pirate, which means it's made for you.

[wheresmyrum]

No, no no no. My ship is the Black Pearl. That .... [he pauses for dramatic effect.] thing is not for me, nope.

[poicanta]

I thought it was a big problem too, Mister. That is a fairy, I haven't really figured out it's use or anything- sadly.

[He takes a step closer to the Captain, rambling about how he had just arrived as well...then TRIP, FACEPLANT. This was getting worse and worse.]

Welcome to Vatheon?

[wheresmyrum]

[Jack just ... observes all of this happening, makes a face, and steps over Dino, only to be on the other side of him.

Why did he just do that? Well, he can't say.]

Vatheon, aye, someone's informed me already. But.

You said fairy?

[uchimata_ja_nai]

[Have a Kaoru staring at you] ...what the hell kind of clothes are those?

[wheresmyrum]

[Jack turns, looks over this strange looking boy in front of him, narrows his eyes and strides right up to him.

Yes. Look at him. Smell that nasty 'I have no personal hygiene' smell.]

What the hell kind of clothes are those, lad?

[uchimata_ja_nai]

{Eeew. Ew, ew ew]

It's called fashion. You might want to look it up. Along with hygiene, maybe.

[wheresmyrum]

Fashion? Well, where I come from, fashion isn't really on my to-do list.

[There's an awkward pause, as if he's thinking something over.]

I'm a pirate, what d'you expect?