say hello to captain jack sparrow~

[wheresmyrum]

Characters: wheresmyrum and vatheon
Location: the plaza
Time: Afternoon
Style: fiiirst...? :D
Status: OPEN LIKE THE CAPTAIN HE IS.

[At first, everything is a giant blur to Jack. He sits up, jingling as he does because of his fair amount of accessories, eyes narrowing with confusion. He's wet, he's lost -- lost? No, he doesn't get lost.]

Just what in the hell is this?

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[uchimata_ja_nai]

[Have a Kaoru staring at you] ...what the hell kind of clothes are those?

[wheresmyrum]

[Jack turns, looks over this strange looking boy in front of him, narrows his eyes and strides right up to him.

Yes. Look at him. Smell that nasty 'I have no personal hygiene' smell.]

What the hell kind of clothes are those, lad?

[uchimata_ja_nai]

{Eeew. Ew, ew ew]

It's called fashion. You might want to look it up. Along with hygiene, maybe.

[wheresmyrum]

Fashion? Well, where I come from, fashion isn't really on my to-do list.

[There's an awkward pause, as if he's thinking something over.]

I'm a pirate, what d'you expect?

[uchimata_ja_nai]

...I've already met a so-called wizard in this place. It didn't exactly wash with me. [notice that oh-so-subtle emphasis] ...so how are you planning to prove you are a pirate and not just a hobo with delusions?

[wheresmyrum]

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, haven't you heard of me?

[He either ignores the emphasis or doesn't get it.]

[He holds out his right hand and pulls his sleeve up, revealing a 'P' branded on the inside of his forearm.]

This good enough for you? Because honestly, here, it doesn't seem to matter.

[uchimata_ja_nai]

No, and no.

Lots of people have very strange body modification habits. For all I know you could have done that to yourself. Just because. [Behold, the sceptic]

[wheresmyrum]

[Jack dismisses this with a wave of his hand.]

I'm a very skilled swordsman.

Now that we've gotten that cleared up, mind telling me where I can dry myself off?

[uchimata_ja_nai]

[shrugs] Anyone can be a skilled swordsman. Doesn't make them a pirate, though.

But if you are one, I'm sure you can deal with being a little wet.

[wheresmyrum]

I've dealt with much worse.

[Pause.]

Sort of.

[uchimata_ja_nai]

Then I'm sure you can survive until you dry out naturally~!

[wheresmyrum]

Oh, of course. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, it's the least I can do.